KENSHII IS SANTA
Saturday, 19. December 2009, 06:00:46
remember that time when I said that I was going to the north pole, well... I really want
there. I darted in his house, and I was looking at some of the toys he got for all the boys and
girls. So while I was in the house I was thinking about putting some sleeping powder in
santa's eggnog. But I found some jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way
some christmas bells and knock his ass out, while santa was taking a long nape I was hungery so I took
some of santa cookies, but then I really started to freak out because I didn't know if some of
[color green santa little helpers was going to kick me in the net's with a net cracker or if rudolph the
the red nose rain deer was going to shine his red nose light at me until I turn hot red.
So this thought came to me, since santa is knock out I can be the new and young santa.
So I told myself before I become santa, I have to work on the HO HO HO line, So I tried it two
times it sucked. He was still knocked out, so I shaved the beard off his face and glue it on
on my face.
myself with some pliows. That's out the way I had to look at myself in the mirror and when I
did...I looked liked a mess,but santa wife liked it'd now don't get me wrong i'm not messing
around with santa wife, I'm not going to lie, she is pretty hot for a old lady.
So I have everything do set so santa wife gives me a kiss and i'm on my way.
So I get ready to deliver the toy for the little boys and girls.
and I forgot the rain deers name, it took about two hours to get it right, for some reason
rudolph red nose wasn't working right, we almost crash into a house so I told myself that I
am the worst santa ever.
While we were riding trhough the night skys I notice that I grop some gifts
And some how I end up getting the list mixed up I was giving the bad kids the gifts and the good
kids was getting a I.O.U on some papper. I felt really really bad and santa is never sad.
There you have it everyone
that's how I became santa and save
christmas.
I really hope that the litte boys and girls
around the world don't hate me for what I did to the
real santa
(NOW I JUST HAVE TO FOUND SOMEWHERE
TO PUT HIM!!! I GOT IT IN THE SNOW)
and let me say that k-mode had nothing to do with my actions
MERRYCHRISTMAS
EVERYONE!!!!!!!

















