Joke 6
Sunday, 22. April 2007, 07:33:55
Teacher: Khajit, what are the two days of the week, which start with letter "T"?
Khajit: Today and tomorrow Sir.
“Tell me,” the teacher asked her students, “do you know what the word ‘can’t’ is short for?”
“Yes,” said little Lucy. “It’s short for ‘cannot.’”
“Very good. And what about ‘don’t’?”
Little Matt’s hand shot up. “That,” he said with authority,“is short for ‘doughnut.
Teacher: John, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
John: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Khajit: Today and tomorrow Sir.
“Tell me,” the teacher asked her students, “do you know what the word ‘can’t’ is short for?”
“Yes,” said little Lucy. “It’s short for ‘cannot.’”
“Very good. And what about ‘don’t’?”
Little Matt’s hand shot up. “That,” he said with authority,“is short for ‘doughnut.
Teacher: John, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
John: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
