khajit Foythong

Joke 8

Tuesday, 24. April 2007, 16:36:42

A Sunday school teacher asked her little

children, as they were on the way to church

service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"