Doomed

We are doomed, but take heart friends !
The beer companies are still in great shape and my favorite pubs are booming !
Yes, the atmosphere is warming, yes the earths core is cooling, causing fluctuations in the magnetic field, and probably ulimately a reversal of the poles. Yes, we are in a depression in the USA tho the politicos and pundits aren't saying the "D" word. Yes friends, it is alarming.
But today as in centuries past, we have beer. So forget about the wars, forget about impinging planetary cataclysm, and pop a top my friends, and have one for me. I'll be having several for you !!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.................