Me, Myself & Myselfself

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

you have used up all your lifelines. you must now pack your bags and leave at once. the tribal council had spoken, you are the weakest link. you have been eliminated from the race, so NO DEAL and you're fired!

grace_kon22@yahoo.com

From Miss grace kone
Country: Abidjan Cote 'd ivoire ,
West Frica.
Email : grace_kone3@yahoo.com

Dear Beloved One ,


Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business .

I am Grace Kone the only daughter of late Mr.and Mrs. Bonne Kone. My father was a very wealth cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special.

Before the death of my father on November 2002 in a private hospital herein Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of five million, Five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($5.500,000) left in one of the prime Banks here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only Daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his busines associates.

That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management . Dear,I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:


(1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to as soon the fund moved from the bank.

(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 22 years old.

(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.


Moreover,Dear,I am willing to offer you 20 % of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. Please, I urge you to make this transaction a confidetiallity within your hearth for security purposes

Best regards,
Grace Kone