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If browsers were girls...

Wednesday, 30. April 2008, 08:09:43

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I found very funny article which tries to explain how would browsers look and behave if they were girls:


http://seojka.habrahabr.ru/blog/40935.html


P.S. Sorry, the text is in Russian.

Russian Power in Opera! ))))I just like the picture I took...

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I can just imagine what it says. In fact when I worked in Switzerland an old guy who had worked with computers since they where big as a house told me that the reason they had girls names on all the first computers where because they where so "unstable". I have no idea if it is true, but I must admit that I laughed.


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By NoteMe, # 30. April 2008, 09:33:02

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hehehe.. right! Girls are unstable)))

By kumenova, # 30. April 2008, 10:15:43

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I want a translation! I guess the Firefox chick is stuffed with "extensions", all though the IE-girl also look kinda buffed (bad steroids?).

By EspenAO, # 30. April 2008, 12:50:08

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i'll do translation for you)) wait a bit!

By kumenova, # 30. April 2008, 12:53:42

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If I understood the Opera one right, it says that she is sexy and so on, but that she doesn't want a relationship with you (as it was a negative thing). I thought that was an average mans dream. Just humping in bed and gone in the morning...?!? I must have misunderstood something...


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By NoteMe, # 30. April 2008, 15:15:26

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:lol:

By AOTEAROAnz, # 30. April 2008, 15:41:40

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Opera
Slim, sexy and strict , she'll be only yours, if you don't mind women like this. She is really good in bed as she will do everything you wish. But she'll not let you feel addicted to her, so you cannot get full satisfaction.

You almost got it)))

By kumenova, # 30. April 2008, 15:46:50

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Then it looks like I am better at reading Russian than girls really. Why don't girls come with a manual anyway p:


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By NoteMe, # 1. May 2008, 00:11:36

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hehe... nobody dares to write such manual)))

By kumenova, # 1. May 2008, 06:46:20

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What, a manual for girls ? Oh man, if it were possible.... You know - so many people have tried and failed, for centuries.

By TheAtilla, # 5. May 2008, 10:48:33

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Everybody knows why: cuz we are all different)))

By kumenova, # 5. May 2008, 10:53:28

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The translation is wrong about Firefox, they've lost the joke that Firefox uses so much memory (fills all of it). And all the other translations suck as well. Here is my own translation. I've changed some jokes to make equivalent puns in Russian.

Firefox: встретив её, забудешь обо всём на свете, и вся твоя память будет принадлежать только ей. Хотя временами она будет тебя бесить, бросить её непросто. Дело не в ней, а во всяких вещицах, которыми заваливают её поклонники. Все эти побрякушки, которыми может пользоваться её ухажёр, делают жизнь такой удобной. Если бы только женщины были такими открытыми…

Opera: стройная, сильная и сексапильная — если тебе такие нравятся, то она твой идеал. Она такая проворная, что в постели с ней не соскучишься. Правда, внутрь она тебя не пустит, поэтому полное удовлетворение не гарантируется.

Safari: она красотка. С ней чувствуешь себя нереально крутым. Но есть у неё одна странность: приходя к тебе домой, она без спросу приводит с собой своих iДрузей.

Internet Explorer: большинство мужчин получили первый опыт именно с ней. Она легкодоступна, но опасайся подхватить заразу.

By feldgendler, # 5. May 2008, 11:18:47

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ну кто ж мог сомневаться в твоей профессиональности))))
Как всегда, супер!

Thank you for great translation!

By kumenova, # 5. May 2008, 11:22:34

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@feldgendler, your translation fits precisely! :D :cheers:

btw, i've found a few manuals on Amazon Homer: Doh!

By melnichuck, # 5. May 2008, 16:19:29

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On any women or just amazons?

By feldgendler, # 5. May 2008, 16:50:27

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Feldgendler, great translation! :D

By FataL, # 5. May 2008, 23:17:02

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Uliana, great post! this is excellent :smile:
And Mr. Feldgendler, I can only smile :smile:

By olegt, # 6. May 2008, 09:07:03

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Back to the topic about Manual for Women...
At least I have PhD in understanding Men)))))))))))))





You Have Your PhD in Men



You understand men almost better than anyone.

You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.

Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.

By kumenova, # 6. May 2008, 10:26:23

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russian translation will be welcomed :up:

By pfelelep, # 6. May 2008, 10:31:14

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Вы доктор наук по мужчинам.

Вы понимаете мужчин практически лучше всех.

Вы сознаёте, что мужчины все разные, и отлично замечаете знаки.

Пользуйтесь тем, что знаете о мужчинах, и у Вас будут райские отношения.

By feldgendler, # 6. May 2008, 10:39:56

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Meh, that's a way too easy test p:

Then again, we're simple.

By TheAtilla, # 6. May 2008, 12:50:41

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hehehe... do you have more complicated test for men? (I'm ready!) or are they so simple as this test?

By kumenova, # 6. May 2008, 13:04:38

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this is hilarious! :D

By symphonied, # 6. May 2008, 13:04:39

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There was not even a test about women on that page. I looked through them all. No test, no maunal. I guess it is a chicken and an egg problem really.


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By NoteMe, # 6. May 2008, 13:46:25

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The madness is progressing… the bad Russian translation gets machine-translated back to English. Hooray robots!

By feldgendler, # 7. May 2008, 08:29:05

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@Senthilraj: Thanks! :up:

By pfelelep, # 7. May 2008, 11:42:52

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