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Hello !




Do you know the reason why Singapore government restricts the citizens
to chewing gum? Here is the story.
One day, Lee Kuan Yu went to Thailand and had lobsters at the dinner
with the Thai King. After Lee finished,
he asked the King.
Lee: Your highness, what can you do with this lobster skin?
King: We can't do anything with it, we just throw away.
Lee: Oh ! no! ... In our country, we send it to the factory and
produce some prawn cracker.
Then, Lee had an orange. After he finished, he asked the King.
Lee: What can you do with the orange skin?
King: We can't do anything, we just throw them away.
Lee: Oh, no!! In Singapore, we sent it to the factory and produce some orange
jam.
Then Lee asked for chewing gum. After he finished, he put it on the
plate and asked the King.
Lee: What can you do with the chewing gum?
King: Oh, we just throw it away.
Lee: In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms send
it to Thailand.
Lee said Good-Bye to the King. But the king didn't say Good Bye.
And the King suddenly asked Lee.
King: What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?
Lee: We can't do anything. We throw it away.
King: Oh, No... In Thailand, when we finish using the condom, we send
it to the factory to re produce chewing gum and send it back to
Singaporeeeeeeeeee

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