I'm Just Being..... Me!!!

Welcome Everyone!!
whoa!!what is this place?
it's been what?a month since i've last posted here.
My reason for not posting is due to my Job(typical)gah!!
I was in Hokkaido for about a freakin tsuki and i had to put up with the world's bitchiest woman EVER!!
(yeah!it was that bad)
then my jackass co workers shunned me!!ok wtf!?like,seriously,give me a damn break.
I mean,i know i'm tanned(be jealous),crazy,and just simply outgoing,but seriously!
What's the damn problem huh?
Well,i was almost a murderer(not really!i'm scared of blood)i wanted to kill all those idiots i worked with
and the troubles didn't stop there!
i had to deal with personal issues back home and someone(won't say no names) had me thinking i did something horrible,but turns out it was a feeble matter!Boooooooooo!!

OH!!before i get completely crazy! i want everyone to give a big round of aplause to my good friend Thu for becoming the member of the week!
Not most of you(points to everyone reading) have the swagger to achieve what we have!
Shinpai nai!i'm not putting you down!
OMEDETOU THU!!!

LET THE KYOLUTION BEGIN!!!!!!

So i made it back home!!WOOHOOO!!CALL THE COPS!CUZ THE TOKYO BAD BOY IS BACK AND ROCKING THE FOUNDATION OF THE PREFECTURE!!!

Man!!i have a lot to talk about,but then again,i'm feeling lazy so i'm not willing to write that much senseless crap here! So i'm back in good ol Tokyo and everyone is still buzzing about the World cup!!(gag me with a chopstick)it's like...
i get to the Shibuya Station,all i hear about is "how could Komano Yuichi miss that kick?!"
i'm like.."can you get a damn life and stop following such series,shows,etc like mindless puppets!?"
I'm just saying,if Komano Yuichi fucked up,it's not the end of the world,besides that guy isn't from Tokyo,therefore i can care less.
mean!?no!just sick of people talking when i'm sleepy!<---- warning!kyo becomes a total grumpy pants when tired!!

OOOOOOOOOOON WITH SHOW!!

Ok,i made it home Thursday,when i get home,tell why everyone was waiting inside?HOW IN THE LIVING HELL DID THAT GET IN!!??i'll tell you how,i believe Megumi broke into my home and let everyone in!!
She "claims i gave her the key to care for my pad after i left for business.MONKEY PIES!!that's a lie Megumi!i only gave you my precious cat Akichan(oh so adorable)to care for.KOTETSU MEGUMI IS A ROBBER!!
COWS DRINK WATER SO MILK DOESN'T TASTE LIKE GRASS FARTS IN WINTER TO CHILL THE ICE CREAM MAN IS A FAT BALD DUDE WITH A MUSTACHE THAT LOOKS SIMILAR TO IT'S A ME MARIO!!!!!

Random!!hahahahahaha!!as you can see the Kyolution is full effect.Please,feel free to join the movement.
Ahhhh!!i'm sitting here listen to Utada Hikaru's Devil Inside............ words doesn't do this woman any justice!!! ROCK THE KYOXPRESS BABAY!!!!<----- in which utada's voice does succeed at.
Call me a perv and i'll knock ya lights outs and then i'll take out the trash,wash the cat,scrub the tooth on the floor i found after my brother licked my face that felt like octopus tenacles in Autumn kisses my booty i shake and bake DINNER TIME!!YAY!!i just completed my first sentence!!!

Damn Gaijins!!don't look at me like that!!i'll slap your wise brain juice!!ugh!!!i'm so sleepy and it's only 7:51
Kuso!i forgot about dinner!!MEGUMI!!!GET YOUR BOOTY UP AND COOK SOMETHING!!!! <------my maid/friend.

well!i'm drained.by now,i know you all stopped reading after the first word i typed.(Cowboy hippies!!)

Enjoy your weekend everyone and to my American friends....Happy fourth of july<----whatever the hell that means.

ja mata