Sunday, March 23, 2008 6:48:12 AM
Teacher; If there were four flies on the table, and I killed one, how many would be left?
Little bright girl; One, the dead one.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008 10:31:24 PM
a doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'. 'oh dear,what's the bad news?'asks the patient.the doctor replies,'you only have 24 hours to live.' 'that's terrible,' says the patient.'how can the news possibly be worse?' the doctor replies, 'I have been trying to contact you since yesterday.