People Suck

Acho que todo mundo já viu no YouTube o vídeo da Sarah Silverman "I'm fucking Matt Damon".
É muito engraçado.
Não sei se vcs sabem, mas a comediante Sarah Silverman é namorada do também comediante e apresentador de Talk Show Jimmy Kimmel.

Jimmy tem um late-show na ABC chamado Jimmy Kimmel Live! e ao final de todo show ele repete a frase "My apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time." (Sinto muito Matt Damon, estamos sem tempo).

Em certa ocasião ele chegou a apresentar Damon com uma longa introdução citando quase todos os sucessos profissionais e pessoais do ator, e quando este finalmente entrou no estúdio e sentou-se no sofá, Kimmel soltou o famoso "Desculpe, Matt, mas nosso tempo acabou", o que fez o ator sair nervoso gritando palavrões e xingando Jimmy estúdio a fora.

Alguns dias depois Jimmy assumiu a piada e disse que foi tudo combinado!

Mas enfim... Teve esse episódio do Jimmy Kimmel Live! que foi ao ar em Janeiro desse ano em que a Sarah Silverman apresenta esse clip a seu namorado e anuncia que está "comendo Matt Damon", por assim dizer.

O vídeo é hilário e mostra como o Matt é um cara com senso de humor!!
Bom, pra quem não viu, aí vai Matt Damon & Sarah Silverman em "I'm fucking Matt Damon"...


... pois ele foi considerado o homem Mais Sexy do Mundo pela revista People em 2007 e muuuuitas mulheres realmente desejariam estar!

Ah, o Jimmy Kimmel revida. Ele decide atacar Matt onde aperta o calo... Assista aqui.

Mesmo que digam que é só um episódio bem longo, pra mim tá bom, pois eu achava a série muito boa!

Eu quero ver!!!



UPDATE:Fui, vi, adorei.

or not!

At least not for China and not for Sharon Stone.

A few weeks ago Sharon "Basic Instinct" Stone mada a lot of people (let's say, more than a billion people) really mad whe she said in an interview that China had it coming with the whole earthquake tragedy!

(You remember? On May 12, a massive earthquake struck China's southwest Sichuan province, leaving nearly 88,000 people dead or missing...)

She said "I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else" , then she continued : "And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma -- when you're not nice that the bad things happen to you?"

Yeah, Earl Hickey! That's what Karma is!

And I guess Karma caught up with her, because due to this unfortunate comment Dior pulled out all ads they had with her face in the country!

"We don't agree with her hasty, unreflecting remarks and we deeply regret them," said Dior, one of the first international brands to enter China.

Now Sharon is apologising everywhere in the media...
Don't bother, Sharon!

Karma is a bitch! Why don't you try making a list of all the bad things you've done....

CSI: Miami is a spin-off of the excellent series series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, but, I'm sorry, I must tell you: it sucks!

I don't even understand how two series from the same producer can be so different.

CSI: Miami has got it all: uninteresting plots, dull characters, bad crime-solving, bad crimes and bad acting… Especially from the main character, the Miami Grisson, Horatio Caine, played by the unbearably inexpressive, intolerably boring David Caruso. I'm not even mentioning the endless pauses and dramatic glances between characters usually followed by one of Horatio's philosophical lines. It's just hilarious.

Oh, and don't they ever get tired of those scenes with the close up on Horatio's sunglasses as if it would create some kind of tension?

And don't adjust the TV!! It's just the series. I think that their idea of Miami is a bunch of saturated warm colors and distinct bright lighting... All the time.

So, I had absolutely nothing to do, then I turned on the TV. CSI: Miami was on. Before I instinctively change channels I heard something about Horatio killing a guy in Brazil.
The brief mentioning of my country in the series was enough for me to stick around for a couple of minutes and see what that was about.

It seems Horatio came to Brazil chasing the killer of this Marisol woman (sorry I don't watch it enough to know who the hell Marisol is), and while in this country he killed the guy.
The interesting thing was that, in this episode Horatio was being arrested by the Brazilian Federal police and quickly extradited to Brazil for trial!

HEL- LO -OOOW!

I know, I know, I should know better than questioning the veracity of the events in a TV series...
But in which planet does an American cop gets extradited to a 3rd world country to be arrested for killing a perp?!
Not to mention these evens happened in the same day he was tipped off in what I expect to be an anonymous call (since if the woman identified herself, it would be even more implausible, for she is involved in a murder investigation).

Oh, no, wait. When Horatio arrives in Brazil he is not arrested. I guess those guys in olive green jumpsuit were not the Federal Police, cuz he was taken to the mansion (with a view to the Sugar Loaf) of some kind of crime lord who decides to let him go free, but not before giving him a gun, since he's "made a lot of enemies last time he was in Rio."

What the f...?

People, I warn you, CSI: Miami is just bad, bad TV!

A genetica é fascinante...
Pai Brad Pitt, Mãe Angelina Jolie só podia dar nisso:




Um bebê lindo!

Tá, os outros bacuris deles tb são bem fofinhos... Principalmente o Madoxx com aquele cabelinho espetado!
Mas, bem, isso não tem a ver com a genetica do casal em questão!

Ao que parece o clã Jolie-Pitt está esperando gemeos!
Haja filho!