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Meet Sam, the triply decorated winner of the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest.
The Associated Press: “The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white, and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles.”
He's so ugly that even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table . . .
Alas, Sam was afflicted with the vagaries of age, the worst of which his kind heart was actually quite weakened health-wise. November 2005, Sam quietly died.
Sam, wherever you are, not a one has quite filled your paw prints.
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If you are burning up the phone wire like me with dial-up ~ you may hesitate to look at the YouTube vid inside, but get back here! I promise its funny! Its a viral video for good reason you know! So click on it and go food shopping or something ... depending on speeds (mine goes down to a painfully slow500 BITES PER SECOND very often with YouTube) it theoretically should be ready for viewing pleasure in under a hour. If not the complaint box is here or here.
tag–verb(5.) to overtake and touch as in the game of tag
Henry TOUCHED me. I just looked up the definition for touched and it says “slightly demented or deranged.” God only knows where his hands have been before he was touching me. Oh Henry! …*for shame!*
I was singingat the top of my lungs while fighting the good fight with this outdoors anti-fire-producing-will-never-heat-your-home-EVER furnace.Dressed merely in a knee-length coat ~lacking buttons, from them flying off while axe splitting wood with a right attitude. This coat gapes open to reveal the real Leena, again, while singing at full volume ~and in good form, shall we say. Stealthily, and suddenly a pick-up truckload of young Amish gentlemen appears. Also gaping. At me. Possibly blushing, but not averting gaze. Not one head moved. The pick-up slowly crunched forward on the gravel, and I, as a deer stuck in the headlights did what any fine thinking animal would do.
Woo HOOOOO! Into the crazy minivan we all jam-packed our odds and ends (mostly unnecessary stuff—4 girls, you know) and took off at breakneck speed out of the mountains en route first to my eldest daughter’s (and more junk of course), destination: Grandma’s for Mother’s Day. What is it about the boondocks? … it takes FOREVER to get out of our county. It is like a prison. Extremely secure.
Soon in full merriment on the highway, until we realized WE JUST SPED PAST OURSELVES. The speedometer read 100,000 M.P.H. (in a 55 M.P.H. zoned area, that was just asking for “it”). Plus since we somehow broke the sound barrier back there … we voted to agree. I’ll tell you, the van didn’t even shake. Its crazy.
As you will remember, I loathed my “nice little country bank”. Those tellers were wicked! In this day and age when EVERYBODY knows about *the obvious* they are still giving out lollipops and chocolate. Imagine! And worse – they lick their fingers to separate money when counting it! Just having the knowledge that spit from their vile mouths was on my dollars…well I think it justified lugging about several 2 liter-sized containers of hand sanitizer along with my heaps of dribbled upon capital. That and Prozac. I looked like a drug-dealing airline stewardess with my rolling suitcase everywhere I went. Ok maybe I exaggerate a teensy bit, but still, I saw the likeness of a voodoo doll of me poking out of a strongbox, and who can argue with that? *Yes* Cleverly they disguised the doll in a form suspiciously similar to me –– which now, should make my apprehension apparent to you.
On my way to open a new bank account on a warm Spring day, I decided to stop and snap a photo of this hideous structure for you. In relation to where I live, it is in the “big city” which compared to New York City, would be like taking one square
I am editing this, because it has nothing to do with Opera. To ALL teenaged boys undignified enough to make lewd propositions to decorous young ladies on school buses, here is a more appropriate bus for you. TheLaw does not favor your actions.
Ooohh I take Advair (aka Seretide) too, my GP says I should take it, but me agree with the non-workieness, makes my asthma worse at times =( HOT PIC LEENA, your sexyness is enough to make a man's trouser buckles EXPLODE on mere viewing! =D
I've always done well with the peak flow meter, even when my asthma has been bad (beating non-asthmatics), must be cause I work my lungs HARD!! ;) YOU SMOKE?!?!? AND YOU'RE ASTHMATIC??? **faints** =(
Thank you! ~Leena 
Meet Sam, the triply decorated winner of the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest. 
The Associated Press:
~ you may hesitate to look at the YouTube vid inside, but get back here! I promise its funny! Its a viral video for good reason you know! So click on it and go food shopping or something ... depending on speeds (mine goes down to a painfully 
