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Leena Needs A Tubeski

Thursday, 3. April 2008, 04:48:04

Whoa Dude!
portal to 25 years ago
and happy mescaline days :eyes:
when mesmerising rainbows traced and danced with every moving object
*NOT that I would know* :left:
... she says with 2 brain cells while reminiscing ...

anyway this it was my Care Bears Rainbow yesterday. damn cool yes! but that is not my point. just I like the photo :D
it is one of Springs ~correction~ NATURES elusive elements for me. and look ... I am not alone!

Look at this HORNY GUY!!
Sure,, he has the kind eyes thing going,, but will you LOOK AT THAT RACK!!
every inch of it screams to me
PLEASURE! PLEASURE! PLEASURE LEENA!!!
with a name like Buck YOU JUST KNOW he earned it! and see they even put on him a tag so the ladies do not lose track of him! IF ONLY for to have him at my supper table! the things I will do to him after!

ANOTHER not so subliminal message. such a cruel,, cruel thing Nature is to me. look at this LONG HARD TUBE ... nicely BIG and POLISHed ... and a double meaning too! for the nice WARM LONG animal enters with such a tight fit and goes in DEEPLY and I am certain repeatedly,, for MORE and MORE! probably it can not get enough! and the other ~ well she (it) probably is so willing for to oblige! and this peeping Tom! :eyes: what about him! maybe he will swoop in for the rear entrance or patiently wait for sloppy seconds :confused:

:worried: I ache for to have my own tubeski. :frown:

~ Leena the lonely :heart:-ed

OMG! Opera is Infected!!!Which Came First? The Chicken Or The Egg?

Comments

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Awwwww haha this pic is so cool and so very cleber :smile:

I wish I came up with that idea :frown:

Awwwwww you lonely, much hugs for Leenie *big bear hugs*


:love::heart::heart::heart:

By pandashavingtorture, # 5. April 2008, 21:17:35

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Thank you :smile:

no body visits any more :cry:
like I have plague. cholera. :insane:

AND still no special :heart: for me.

:cry:

By lesswoodsend, # 6. April 2008, 01:17:12

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Have a suck on a melon girl! :up: That's what I do when I miss sex! It recreates all the joy of sucking a lady off and you can stick your tiny penis into it, if you can carve a little itty bitty hole in it! Personally I have to use an OVERSIZED spoon to do the job! :D

It does lack the pungent smell, the delightfully bluey cheese tangy taste and the vivid tongue discolouring properties! But still Leena, MELONS!!! :insane:



You will find a special love one day Leena and his name I predict will be...

Aidan...

Schmidt

Half irish, 1/4 alien and 1/4 German :up:

By pandashavingtorture, # 6. April 2008, 15:15:19

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I keep writing you and I want to visit you!
I miss you!

By big brother2, # 10. April 2008, 15:02:14

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that was quite a good article about the new elements. more than i need to know. and the ghost was superb. even the springs were cool. but the care bears... i remember how coerced i was as a father having to get all these care bear things... i thought it was a little exploitive of children's minds.

By I_ArtMan, # 28. April 2008, 03:40:50

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yea but in a cute and sunshiny way :smile: Thank you (I think). come on Scott ~you needed to know~ *admit it* you are old enough to know about the birds and the bees now... wait ... the avatar... retrograded a few decades... SWEEEET!! excellent plastic surgeon! :up:

By lesswoodsend, # 28. April 2008, 04:41:36

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:eek: my dear sweet brother! :heart: I miss you too! now is not a good time for visiting. I suppose I can *force* myself to compose a note.

:lol:

By lesswoodsend, # 28. April 2008, 04:46:17

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:rolleyes: let me get this right...
if you come to America, you automatically have alien status. so which body part of yours is it that is coming to America to gain one-fourth alien status? :D

Aidan, make it worth my while and I will make *sure* it comes through Customs.

By lesswoodsend, # 28. April 2008, 05:00:46

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You'll make sure what comes through customs? The melon or the quarter alien being? :confused:

Signe was banned :frown:

Me got a new post up that might interest you, Signe's work though! :up:

By pandashavingtorture, # 28. April 2008, 08:16:18

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... she says with 2 brain cells while reminiscing ...



You have twooo???


Can I have one?

Homer: Doh!

By rfhurley, # 28. May 2008, 05:41:07

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:worried: Probably?

Yesterday I mowed the lawn and there is ... hmm ... maybe 4 acres. Bumping along astride a tractor ...

:sst: this is much shaking to Leena's brain ... unstable we are thinking, no?

... and I believe I felt something little fall out of my head. Now either this is a tick bug or a brain cell :star: Nothing in between.

So. If you find it. You keep it.
A good deal :up:

By lesswoodsend, # 31. May 2008, 07:24:41

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Mmmm Leena brain - soft, spongy, highly absorbent, pink and wet :D

By pandashavingtorture, # 31. May 2008, 08:06:34

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:happy: I take pride in my empty-headedness :ko: Its the pink fur and 6 eyelashes that bother me a tinsy bit :frown:

By lesswoodsend, # 23. June 2008, 23:54:47

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There ya go! :happy:



A silky smooth hairless brain! :D

By pandashavingtorture, # 24. June 2008, 11:43:26

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:worried: I could not have any more hair-brained ideas?



bummer :clown:

By lesswoodsend, # 25. June 2008, 12:00:25

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