Crank It I’m Leena!
Thursday, 22. May 2008, 22:11:46
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I was singing at the top of my lungs while fighting the good fight with this outdoors anti-fire-producing-will-never-heat-your-home-EVER furnace. Dressed merely in a knee-length coat ~lacking buttons, from them flying off while axe splitting wood with a right attitude. This coat gapes open to reveal the real Leena, again, while singing at full volume ~and in good form, shall we say. Stealthily, and suddenly a pick-up truckload of young Amish gentlemen appears. Also gaping. At me. Possibly blushing, but not averting gaze. Not one head moved. The pick-up slowly crunched forward on the gravel, and I, as a deer stuck in the headlights did what any fine thinking animal would do.
In one 75-ft. leap I jumped and made it to the house and into the door. ONE LEAP. Not even an Olympic pole-vaulter can do this. But it is possible when your Amish landlord is staring at you *
* God bless their fine respectability. One month passed before we crossed paths again. This was not at the time on my mind, as I said to him that I had wanted to speak to him about something some time ago. He said, “Oh, yea, you ran away so fast I didn’t get a chance...” ~with a hint of a smile and some colour to his cheeks …… why do I not learn my lesson? “…like the fool I am and I’ll always be!…”
~for my
patiently sweet Aidan 
Hmm. Much applies here but what? 
Guess! ps. This is called FOLK ROCK or CLASSIC ROCK music. Historically, before techno-crap became fashionable, musicians typically relied on talent, such as strumming a non-electrical appliance for audiences acoustic pleasure. If for nothing else you might enjoy the poetic lyrics.
... and in your words ...
piss ...
I worked on this for a very long time!
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Mmmmm your nude chopping of wood does stimulate many a fantasy for me and it does many entertaining things to the 5th limb between my legs
By pandashavingtorture, # 23. May 2008, 19:49:19
I hope your nipples didn't get chilly, but I can think of two things that would keep them warm!
By pandashavingtorture, # 23. May 2008, 22:48:40
OMG and this gentlemen are good-looking too ~ when you are befriended by the Amish and experience their Settlement every day, the people are not as uniformed as they appear to be. ...regular, relaxed, humorous ~ just like us (well maybe not US in particular) ... as such I do not think of them so much as Amishmen in as much as men. (
The beards, the hats, all have a significance too. All the attention to such small details ... without it going over to that meterosexual side
Now you can see why I need a
By lesswoodsend, # 23. May 2008, 23:12:54
I can think of a better warmer
By lesswoodsend, # 23. May 2008, 23:27:46
I'm thinking about your bottom now y'know! Mmmm that's one CHEEKY ASS girl!
You want that man's hand on your bosom!
Aren't mine good enough?
By pandashavingtorture, # 24. May 2008, 13:26:55
By lesswoodsend, # 31. May 2008, 06:48:09
By pandashavingtorture, # 31. May 2008, 07:58:46
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By lesswoodsend, # 18. June 2008, 14:27:02
Don't you love my banana any more?
By pandashavingtorture, # 18. June 2008, 18:32:13
*not to worry*
By lesswoodsend, # 23. June 2008, 08:27:12
By pandashavingtorture, # 23. June 2008, 12:03:35
By lesswoodsend, # 23. June 2008, 23:04:06