Peckerhead and The Hornies

Friday, 2. May 2008, 10:58:11

You would have thought it was Summer a few days ago for how HOT it was,the sun merrily shining, birds cheeping, squirrels playing, all under the canopy of a flawlessly clear blue sky. I could even see the sun piercing through the knit of trees in the forest and dappling the woodland floor. Idyllic, except I had a migraine headache. The sun was a steady torment. The hateful little birds punished me with their endless aria.

Peckerhead persecuted me. Pure unadulterated head banging torture. Its not like he has an official “Tree Tester” badge, or the like, no – he just goes about the forest, most especially by my bedroom, trying to put holes in good stuff. He is a trouble maker, if you ask me. He has a dim-witted look to him when I tell him “No!” and I’m concerned he’s smoking weed. He starts pecking like a jackhammer, and trails off, leisurely pecking at the trees like an old man. The signs are all there – he’s a total stoner. I have to get him into a rehab. There is no way I can live with myself if I do not …oh Peckerhead… *for shame*…
Which reminds me that The Hornies are at it again.

In fact now that the weather has warmed up those malicious little contempts are LOUD. I’m not kidding. All night long their goal is coition. That’s it. The more times, the better. And the noisier the better. Apparently the only place IN THE ENTIRE FOREST that’s appropriate for this ménage-a-million is immediately outside of my bedroom window, and when it is so hot outside already, I’m forced to keep the window open further intensifying the amplification of this funky slime-fest. What a treat.

My youngest, bless her, fancied 2 puddles last year and determinedly connected them with much digging. Larger it became until pond sized. Well, take one guess where The Hornies cast their revolting spawn? I estimate about one minute passed before the slime-lumps morphed from eggs to THOUSANDS of wacky looking dots with wiggly appendages. And in another 14 days adorable mini-frogs could be seen hippity-hopping all around her pond. She was so proud and labeled them her children. Each and every time one departed this life she required us to have a fancy memorial service, honoring the dead. And just like that, one day, they vanished.

Hiding. Waiting. Emboldening themselves for the yearly pilgrimage when every frog in Kingdom Come copulates for one month, NON-STOP. Under the romantically candlelit window with vanilla fragrance wafting into the cooled nighttime air. “The F***ing Window.” MY WINDOW.
So, the question was:
“Do you ever feel alone?”

and my answer,
However can I with shizzle like this!?! Daaag…

~ dedicated to a head banging ·partier· who loves my doggies and is still waiting for that perfect shade of pink lipstick from me

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Comments

lol:...Brilliant..

By AOTEAROAnz, # 3. May 2008, 22:20:43

the pictures from the squirles with light sabers is funny.

By jrd2498, # 4. May 2008, 03:21:50

Oh wow, is that really your bedroom? (the linked bedroom pics, not the slime ones!!) That looks sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

By pandashavingtorture, # 4. May 2008, 11:44:36

~maybe these photos too JD? Squirrels in training get some courage... you know...

crazy nuts!

By lesswoodsend, # 4. May 2008, 12:01:32

Why yes ... yes it is Aidy. Want to come see and I can prove so?

ps. ehh so when are you going to compliment my use of grammer ... AND ... did you ignore my p.m.?

By lesswoodsend, # 4. May 2008, 12:06:31

If i laugh anymore, re: squirrel pics' my face is going to fall off..

Your grammar is exceptional Leena..

i need to pee, in a well house trained kinda way...

Those squirrels are focused, committed and no doubt highly dangerous...

By AOTEAROAnz, # 4. May 2008, 12:45:32

There was no talk of face-falling-off! This was never a threat!

Keep your facilities!!

Shh ... this is a highly organised and like it says, SECRET training facility. You can see the good bodyguards they produce ...

By lesswoodsend, # 4. May 2008, 13:02:58

Hey I need to get me some body guards like those.

By jrd2498, # 4. May 2008, 14:56:45

I want to prove so yes and you already know this in a round about way girl!

"ps. ehh so when are you going to compliment my use of grammer ... AND ... did you ignore my p.m.? awww"

You're talking to me little lady? Compliment your grammar should I? And why??!?!

Ignore your PM? Anything but Lady Leena

I hope you really enjoyed it!

I will check your response now, ooooh after supper, mmmmm pasta! Leenie must wait! *holds breath*

By pandashavingtorture, # 4. May 2008, 18:17:15

JD, simple: just check out the local 4-H (fresh)

or meat counter (not so fresh)

Aidan:

*stab to the

* ... I have been struggling and reading two novels to improve my grammar. You cannot see a difference?

*affront* I am going back to my old ways. No more struggles. That is that.

Breathe! I cannot sit and write pm's! I have so little time in a day just now! You will turn

and possibly

! This is not attractive!

... heavy schedule this week too

but I will find some time I promise!

By lesswoodsend, # 11. May 2008, 11:57:48

As far as your grammar goes, I don't know if you write some of the things you write in order to seem cute, or because you don't know the 'proper' way to write things. But you do seem to make more sense yes, easier to read darling *pats your head*

Good girl, good girl!

Have a cookie and a milkshake!

Awwww busy Leena, this stressful time shall test your TIGHT BUTTOCKS to the MAX!

By pandashavingtorture, # 11. May 2008, 13:38:25

Yeap or i can wait till my chickens grow up.

By jrd2498, # 11. May 2008, 16:02:24

AIDAN!

Oh! To what is an end! Cute? Proper? What is this about?

It is not nice to patronize me. I am struggling.

By lesswoodsend, # 14. May 2008, 17:32:52

Ok Ted ... this is what I see after 2 stems of wine

By lesswoodsend, # 14. May 2008, 18:49:21

No no, no patronising, just curiosity on my part. No pics for Leena by the way.

By pandashavingtorture, # 14. May 2008, 19:27:33

aha.

By lesswoodsend, # 14. May 2008, 23:53:00

By AOTEAROAnz, # 15. May 2008, 02:49:41

Sorry Leena Loo, I tried taking picies yesterday, but me not very photogenic (only good/goodishish pics on my blog by the way). I ended up getting very suicidal, Signe was online though to pick me up emotionally and help me through. Body dysmorphia is such a crapness

By pandashavingtorture, # 15. May 2008, 12:01:51

Husta husta Aidan, not to worry. What you see as good/goodshish others see in perfection and jealousy. And when you feel not too photogenic I am thinking you must be so hansome of all.

Do not let yourself resort to such things as suicidal feelings over the small in life. You are better than that, smarter and a good man. With a good, loving heart. And both of us know you are strong as a lion. A lion would never contemplate this.

Try again and this time wait until I am on gmail chat. Using both hands to type quick.

By lesswoodsend, # 15. May 2008, 20:12:46

I don't know how to use gmail chat, it's confusing =/

MSN would be easier! =/

By pandashavingtorture, # 15. May 2008, 20:23:03

aha

By lesswoodsend, # 16. May 2008, 14:53:21

BARGH! It was Google Talk all along, you confused me!

By pandashavingtorture, # 16. May 2008, 15:12:31

You can just chat on your email in gmail, you dont have to use google talk.

By jrd2498, # 21. May 2008, 02:03:25

lol, outstanding

By qhadirach, # 1. July 2008, 05:17:04

Thank you

Ok, here is what is out standing in the yard now ~~
(

photos are linked)

The adorable turtle

and the pond she dug (not bad

) ~~

and this was back in may --the REPULSIVE frogspawn, and then a frog hopping --remind me and I will replace it with a photo of one of our frogs when I get our camera returned ~~

By lesswoodsend, # 2. July 2008, 00:10:07

That is so cool, the only think i have seen apart from my old animals was an armadillo. ;D

By jrd2498, # 2. July 2008, 00:12:23

Armadillo? OLD animals?

By lesswoodsend, # 2. July 2008, 00:28:12

here is a picture.

By jrd2498, # 2. July 2008, 01:24:26

Oh cute turtle, Signe has two turtles now

By pandashavingtorture, # 2. July 2008, 10:14:39

oh yeah, i have not emailed her in the longest time. I should email her, to ask her how she has been.

By jrd2498, # 2. July 2008, 22:42:22

The Christmas Armadillo!

awesome! I was a Friends addict! Do you remember the episode with the couch they are trying to move up the stairs and hollering PIVOT!

ahHahHahHahah cracks me up ...

~ What do you MEAN by your OLD animals?
~ Do you OWN a armadillo?

`splain this to me ...

By lesswoodsend, # 4. July 2008, 13:09:20

yeah i have seen that episode also. It was so funny because they had to go up all those stairs. Then next thing you know the couch falls on Chandler.

Nope i dont own an armadillo, what i meant was a part from my other animals that i use to won. See like two years a go, a had more than thirty chickens, twelve rabbits, 26 quail.

By jrd2498, # 4. July 2008, 16:24:06

Ricky Ricardo, i like watching I love Lucy also.

By jrd2498, # 4. July 2008, 16:24:50

PROFILEANGELS.COM

By AOTEAROAnz, # 4. July 2008, 23:05:06

That, by far, is the most manic poste I have seen ever. Dub, go take your Adderall!

Odd how it is the US flag

By lesswoodsend, # 5. July 2008, 10:10:33

JD, did you have a fascination much with animals that reproduced ALOT?

By lesswoodsend, # 5. July 2008, 11:03:16

PROFILEANGELS.COM

By AOTEAROAnz, # 5. July 2008, 12:22:41

No i dont, i just liked having them, then they got out of control. Plus i wanted to make another part time thing, to make more money. It did not work.

those pictures are so funny.

By jrd2498, # 5. July 2008, 16:05:33

lol @ Dub

That’s what the Hornies look like! And they had a SECOND batch of evilspawn!!

Just wait till I get my camera ~ the proof is coming!

JD …
Another part time thing?

Hm.

To make more money …

By lesswoodsend, # 7. July 2008, 03:44:16

oh no nothing like that, i am looking at getting some goats and sheep right know. :lol;

By jrd2498, # 7. July 2008, 23:53:24

There's no sheep better than Welsh sheep, they come in all the colours of the rainbow!

By pandashavingtorture, # 8. July 2008, 08:46:52

Yeah something like that.

But cant do that here in the states, because i can get introuble.

But i would not do it any way.

By jrd2498, # 9. July 2008, 00:29:20

leena

killing the XP laptop }:]) MU ha HAHaz

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Ooohh I take Advair (aka Seretide) too, my GP says I should take it, but me agree with the non-workieness, makes my asthma worse at times =( HOT PIC LEENA, your sexyness is enough to make a man's trouser buckles EXPLODE on mere viewing! =D
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