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The Holy Grail Of Anime Fans!!

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Hi! Opera community and other surfers - this is the Mekkah of all the animes you could ever dream of!!! And the best thing about this is - its FREE!![/COLOR] cheers yes

http://www.rareanimes.blogspot.com/


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Scientific facts in Quran

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This is a compilation of some of the scientific facts already given in Quran - a 1430 year old revelation. Read what Quran has to say on - the two seas(salt water and fresh water), formation of the universe, animal communities, universe expansion, human reproduction,etc.

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All about pitcing for VC investment - by Guy Kawasaki

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Guy Kawasaki gives an interesting sermon on your checklist for a punchy pitching presentation. I especially enjoy his bits of witty humor thrown in smile

For budding entrepreneurs

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I found this particular website offering tons of quality articles and valuable techniques for start ups and entrepreneurs. The fact that they are written by entrepreneurs themselves gives it a genuine touch and credibility. This website has become one of my favorite sources for a good bedtime read.

Hopefully you will also find it interesting and erudite.


The link is: http://under30ceo.com/

The elephant in the dark

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Some people who never had seen an elephant were gathered outside a huge room. Today they would get to see an elephant, albeit in the dark, and come out and describe the elephant. They would enter the dark room one at a time, touch and feel the elephant, come out and describe the elephant.

Person one entered in the dark room - he happened to fumble his hand over the elephant's leg, touched it, stroked it, felt it. He came out and said - An elephant is like a pillar! a strong powerful pillar. Nothing else.

The second person entered - he touched and felt the tail of the elephant. He came out and announced that 'elephant is like a rope'.

The third one went inside - his hands gripped the trunk. He stroked it with his hands, came out and said 'elephant is like a garden hose pipe, a big hose pipe'.

Now it was the turn of the fourth person, he went inside and his hands fell on the elephant's ear. He later said that the elephant is like a hand fan! a giant hand fan in fact.

The fifth person came in, touched the stomach of the elephant, felt it and stroked it with his hands. He said 'elephant is like a wide, strong and sturdy wall'.

The sixth one hurried inside. He lay his hands on the elephant's back and stroked his hands back and forth over it. He came out and declared - elephant is like a wide throne!

Similarly, we humans are not able to see God completely with the limitations of our 5 sense of organs. We are like these very men who could not fathom the complete picture due to the limitation of their senses.

This short story is written by Maulana Mohammad Jalaluddin Rumi, the great Persian sufi who wrote the longest mystical poem 'Masnavi'.



Books I've read

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I've been planning to list down the books I've finished so far. If there is one particular genre that i stick to while choosing a book, then the answer is NO. I like reading from topics touching every nook and corner of life - Philosophy, Political Analysis, Poetry, Fiction thrillers, Spiritual guidance, Technical, Business, Stocks and share markets, Auto, etc.

So let me try my best to recall the seeds that I have managed to sow in the garden of my mind so far.

Dewaan-e-Ghalib - Mirza Ghalib
The Power of Positive Thinking - Norman Vincient Peale
The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
9/11 - Noam Chomsky
Five point someone - Chetan Bhagat
Digital Fortress - Dan Brown
The Monk who sold his Ferrari - Robin Sharma
Christ in Islam - Ahmed Deedat
Deception Point - Dan Brown
The Algebra of Infinite Justice - Arundhati Roy
Concept of God in Major Religions - Dr. Zakir Naik
3 Mistakes of my life - Chetan Bhagat
Rich dad Poor Dad - Robert Kiyosaki
Beating the street - Peter Lynch
Listening to Grasshoppers:Field notes on democracy - Arundhati Roy
Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
Media Control - Noam Chomsky
Angels and Demons - Dan Brown
Perilous Power - Noam Chomsky
The God of small things - Arundhati Roy
Sons Of Fortune - Jeffery Archer
Aatish-e-Gul - Jigar Muradabadi
The White Tiger - Aravind Adiga
Introduction to Philosophy - George Thomas White Patrick
Kulliyaat-e-Iqbal - Allama Iqbal
And then there were None - Agatha Christie
Like the Flowing River - Paulo Coelho
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint Exupery
When Daddy was a Little Boy - Alexander Raskin
Mother - Maxim Gorky

Currently I am going through George Orwell's 1984 and Gulistan - which is a compilation of moral preachings of Sheikh Sadi
Please recommend me some books that you think are worth reading and would help in cultivating the mind further.

Distortion of words

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It is startling how different words, sometimes even of practical and ubiquitous usage, get totally mutilated when people start using them after just hearing it phonetically from someone else, either in a face to face conversation, on the TV or just on the radio. They fail to inquire about the word's meaning, its pronunciation, variations and usage, either totally out of pure ignorance, lack of a source of insightful information, or an egoistic attitude emanating from a feeling of a false pride of "only I know it".

Some of the words, i would try to list them here, that have been phonetically distorted and circulated like an epidemic, so much so that they are on the verge of being stamped as authentic.

Another confounding fact is, besides the wrong pronunciation, the incorrect association of the language to which the word concerned rightly belongs to.

So I'll try to compile a short list of such words.

1. Khud kushi - This is the Urdu word for suicide, derived from Farsi. khud means self and kushi means "to kill/killing". Now comes the distortions - khud khushi (khushi means happiness!), khud kashi (kashi is again Farsi, derived from kash - meaning to pull/to suck once, eg: have a "kash" of cigarette).

2. Sanam - The most widely used word in Bollywood songs. It is an Arabic word and part of Urdu vocabulary, since Urdu has elements of Farsi, Arabic, Turkish and Hindi. Sanam means an Idol, mainly an Idol of a god. Since such an idol is worshiped, hence it is used in Urdu and Arabic poetry to give the feeling of deep love and immense devotion to a beloved. Sanam DOES NOT mean a beloved person - as it is generally perceived from Bollywood songs. Most of the Bollywood songs use exquisite pure Urdu lyrics, rhythm and poetry but they are stamped as "Hindi songs". India suffers from a bewildering politics that prides upon propagating a profound stupidity that Hindi is for Hindus and Urdu is the language of Muslims, the language of Pakistan, hence - the language of enemies!
"Hindi Hindu Hindustan" used to be the slogan of a political party.

3. Here comes a rather technical one, yet very common - Valve. In the language of the truck drivers, mechanics and your neighbourhood tyre pressure service guy - valve slowly became waalve...waalf...waal...and finally "baal". May be since in Bengali language V is pronounced as B. Vikram is Bikram. So when the air pressure in my scooter often gets too low too quickly - the mechanic says "baal change hoga".

4. I noticed another problem with the die-hard speakers of Hindi, that their pronunciations tend to be very course and unrefined, even of the sounds that are a part of the Hindi set of letters. Like the most common ones are Z, it is mutilated to J, so I become Jaki from Zaki. Zabardast(Awesome) becomes jabardast and zordaar(powerful) becomes jordaar, finally Zero is Jero! The sound of "sh" looses its elegance with Hindi speakers and reduces to "s", like shaam(evening) becomes saam and even the Hindi word shabd(word) becomes sabd. Illusion is transformed to illuzan, Deflection becomes deflecson!... Jero Deflecson! ... Dissertayson!

5. Aada barsay! - The proper word is "Adaab arz hay" - its an Urdu greeting for roughly "hello". Its not at all like aada barsay! "barsay" means "rain down", please nothing is raining down!
© Zaki Khan

Faster clocks and human psychology

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The mobile alarm buzzed to life at 6:30 AM, hitting the snooze button I shoved my head deeper into the cozy pillow and stretched my legs further untill the toes peeked out of the quilt. I pulled them back into the warmth of the quilt as Bangalore mornings tend to be quite cold. Another five minutes or so passed. A feeling of restlessness was surging up in my mind. Hosur road..forum mall. I changed sides. 3 flights of stairs...routing protocol class. With a sudden jerk I sat upright on the bed. My CCNA training class! 7 AM! God! whats the time? Damn-6:40. I flung out from the bed and hurried to the bathroom, the ablution drill took about another 10 minutes. I pulled out my 7 buttoned shirt from the wardrobe, like you pull out napkins from its box, and with 2 swift moves - my arms were through the sleeves and buttons were done. Then - Shoved my legs through the jeans - right then left, tucked the shirt in, hooked the belt. Ready. Pulled up the socks and inserted the socks plus feet combo into the shoe(the size being just perfect that laces are always tied up and the feet can move in like a piston into a cylinder). Done. 6:55. Grabbing the bike keys, i hurried down the stairs. Driving the the Bajaj Pulsar at 70 Kmph, negotiating the turns by only inclining the bike in the direction of the curve, landed right outside the Raheja Arcade. 7:07. 3 flights of stairs to go. Racing upwards I barged into the class and took a back seat(I never compromise my loyalty to the back benchers association). I gasped for breath. Phew! The clock inside the class read - 7:00 AM. Amazing! Relativity!? Or was I so fast to beat the clocks at their own game!?

No, I've set my clock 10 minutes faster and the human mind(atleast mine) is deceived by this petty trick.

When i told one of friends, who happens to be a lunatic when it comes to be on time everywhere, my secret about setting my clock faster to reach in time, he said - "But whats the point when you yourself know that it is 10 mins fast? I just keep my clock with the actual time and prepare myself keeping an appropriate time margin". Hmm... well said. (But you're mad when it comes to be on time! so it works for you).

© Zaki Khan

Proposal for the Guinness World Record

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To put man on the moon, mankind needed a platform to launch the satellite and of course a lot of rocket science. That created history. Guinness is the launch pad, our talent the rocket science, and rink hockey has to be put on the moon. We, the skaters of AMU skating club, India, want to write that date juxtaposed with the achievement of the longest rink hockey game on the pages of human history. The players of the senior men team of rink hockey of the AMU skating club are determined to achieve this feat. All of us have represented our state Uttar Pradesh at National Championships conducted by RSFI in India annually. In this cut-throat competition at the National Level, the rink hockey players of our club who were representing the Uttar Pradesh team won the 3rd place in the senior men category in the year 2008. With this achievement we blurred the lines between fantasy and reality as this feat was only a distant dream and never before had our state team even dared to win anything in the senior men category.

20 Rink Hockey players of the senior men group have devised an ingenious scheme, true to the spirit of rink hockey, to play 35 hours of non-stop rink hockey and get our feat recognized as the world’s longest rink hockey game ever played on the planet. There would be 2 teams, 10 players each, and 5 players (4 players and 1 Goalkeeper) from each team would play against each other continuously for 35 hours, and the other 5 players from each team would change with the playing ones at regular intervals. The soul of rink hockey would live and breathe for 35 hours in one go. The record would be based on time. The longest played match of rink hockey – 35 hours of non-stop action. May be the clock would get tired of ticking but hockey would go on until 1,26,000 seconds are counted!

India is known by two more aliases, namely ‘Bharat’ and ‘Hindustan’. I think there should be a third one too – Cricket. If there is one topic common with every circle of gossip, be it political, social or cultural, it is (no prizes for guessing) cricket. It runs in the bloodstream of the largest democracy on earth. Cricket is a religion here. Sachin and Sehwag are gods with a billion worshipers. But now we want to turn the tables with your help. With the Guinness launch pad, rink hockey would be propelled to a new high, enough to lock horns with cricket. We want to promote this elegant team game with a Swiss clock-work like orchestra of precise passing. Among all the iterations of hockey, like Ice hockey, inline hockey, etc rink hockey is the most magnetic game with exquisite gentleman’s etiquette, as any kind of physical savagery is prohibited by its rules. With this World Record attempt we want this game to be on the must watch list of every individual and become a global phenomenon. On the personal front, we want to test the waters of our endurance and skills, determination and perseverance. Through this rink hockey game we want to test the limits of how far the human spirit can be stretched, to set a new benchmark of the longest running human teamwork effort, as cooperation and coordination is a more fundamental law of nature than competition. There is a philanthropic side of this world record attempt too. We want to raise money for charity.

It will be highly kind of you to consider our proposal and recognize our achievement with your prestigious and esteemed brand Guinness World Record.

© Zaki Khan

Apostille - Ministry of External Affairs, New Delhi

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So after a lot of effort, finally, i got my degree attested by the Ministry of External Affairs, New Delhi.

First your degree MUST be attested by the state HRD authority. Without this attestation your degree will not be entertained by the Ministry of External affairs.

I planned to write my experience of getting the Apostille sticker by the external affairs ministry on my degree. So here's the drill -

The CPV Division, is located on the Tilak Marg, Patiala House. I got there by reaching to the Central Secretariat metro station(exit at Gate No. 3), then walked all the way, parallely to India Gate, to reach the end of the India gate lawns. Right there you would see the board directing towards Tilak Marg. Start walking on the Tilak Marg. On the right side you would see the CPV Division, Ministry Of External Affairs Board in blue color. Thats the place. There's a little stall of PCO and some snacks outside. It also sells Postal Orders, albeit in black. As high as 100 INR! Dont buy from there!

Walk through the gate, entering the premises, take left. There's a window on the right and rows of chairs to sit and kill time. The window is the counter to buy postal orders. You can buy the postal order only after 10 AM. You need a 50 INR postal order, but even the Ministry of External Affair office 'babu' sells it for 55 INR! Incredible India! The irony being that there's a notice pasted inside that selling the postal order in black or on a higher price is a punishable offense.

Walk a bit farther to the window, you'll spot a black heavy duty iron gate, a bit rusted. Thats the way to the main office counters for the Apostille and other attestations.

Now the best time to reach there is around 10 AM. The black gate opens around 9:45 AM. Beware - Indians usually have the habit to join queues and make them longer. Try to abstain from this urge to join the line. Just sit and enjoy people getting mean to be the first one on the line. Dont yield to the desire to stand in the line.

Let the gate open and people get inside in a chaotic manner. Now get up and buy the postal order (Others would have already bought it from the PCO). Anyways. Keep 55 INR handy. I got into the nuisance of "no change" reply, as touts place orders for the Postal Orders worth 3000 INR in one go! That too with 6 notes of 500 INR. Impressive! Thats why be ready with change.

Now write your name and address on the postal order and in the column "pay to" scribble down "PAO M.E.A". Done. Further, you'll need a photocopy of your passport and degree. Keep the original passport handy too, the officer might want to see it, although in my case he didnt bothered with that.

Walk inside that iron gate, there are benches strewn around, take left. 4 counters with fiber glass sheets would be visible, clearly marked in blue color with their purposes. The extreme right one, counter 1/Apostille is the one you were looking for. Join the line, wait for your turn. Just hand out the Original Degree, 1 copy of the degree and 1 copy of the passport. The officer would jot down a number on your degree and fill out some details on a receipt and tear it out and shove it in your hand. Bingo! Degree Submitted!

They give it back from 4-5 PM.

Now to kill time from 11 AM to 4 PM i went to India gate, strolled in the lawns, watched exotic foreigners, bought a drink(slice) and a water bottle. I had carried a book too with me. So under a tree shade, i took off my shoes and socks, lied down. Phew. Relaxed. Stretched the legs longer. Aah. Took out Agatha Cristie's "And then there were none" and started flipping pages. Afternoon passed.

Evening at India Gate is quite pleasant. Then the hour came, i hurried back to Tilak marg, CPV division, Ministry of External Affairs. Straight to counter 1(Although on counter 4 its mentioned Returning of Documents, but they just fool everyone with it). Present the officer with the receipt and he would hand out your degree. Check the back side - there should a sticker with 2 stamps and signatures along with more precise details(your name, institution, etc.) printed on it.

Voila! Degree Apostilled.

Now my bad luck - they printed my name wrongly. Damn these clerks. I told the officer at the counter. He cooperated. After a little debate he took it back and went away somewhere on the 2nd floor. He returned 10 mins later and handed out my degree. My name was corrected by hand and signed. I asked "would hand written correction be ok?". "bilkul, koi dikkat nahi, sab chalta hay" - he replied.

Why are we satisfied with this approach of patchwork...why dont we do the work perfectly in one go... i submitted my passport copy too, the name's written clearly there....nevermind.

© Zaki Khan