19 things about a "Sportsman"
Sunday, 18. January 2009, 19:25:31
1. The hands rests on the hips ,no matter with whom they're talking with - can be even the college professor! (or even their father!!)
2. When they are sweating ,they want to soak it with their jersey,this can be true even out of the field with any clothes! (may be they could do this even when in a formal suit in a conference,but its a pity that the coat cant be lifted up!!)
3. When they are hungry, 8 Bananas are the first thing that is on their minds.
4. Whenever they reach late for an appointment with anyone -they have the excuse of "practicing the game".
but when the coach calls them for practice - then they have the excuse of studies & class test!! or date with girlfriend!!
5. when they reach home ,the only thing they can see is the bed - as they are tired to death.
6. They are always gifted with some bruises,cuts,stitches,blue spots,red scratches,black nails,etc ... and they feel proud to talk about them with their friends,family,girlfriend,etc
7. They are always traveling - so cant commit to a relationship.
8. Loves the "attention" of the cheering crowd, even the attention of their pets can please them - but it has to be a female!!
9. Can talk for countless number of hours on their equipment or new stock of gear.
10. Either too long hairs or too short!! - nothing in between!
11. They know that sunscreens dont work at all.
12. Loves white,black,red!
13. They know how to do some monkey tricks when they score.
14. Expert in taking off jersey ... anywhere...
15. Can change clothes even in a hole in the wall.
16. Private parts are always protected with some gear - so they feel very secure!
17. Socks are fresh until new ones are bought.
18. They feel alive when someone asks them to teach him/her some technique of their sport.
19. Physical assaults are daily routine.
2. When they are sweating ,they want to soak it with their jersey,this can be true even out of the field with any clothes! (may be they could do this even when in a formal suit in a conference,but its a pity that the coat cant be lifted up!!)
3. When they are hungry, 8 Bananas are the first thing that is on their minds.
4. Whenever they reach late for an appointment with anyone -they have the excuse of "practicing the game".
but when the coach calls them for practice - then they have the excuse of studies & class test!! or date with girlfriend!!
5. when they reach home ,the only thing they can see is the bed - as they are tired to death.
6. They are always gifted with some bruises,cuts,stitches,blue spots,red scratches,black nails,etc ... and they feel proud to talk about them with their friends,family,girlfriend,etc
7. They are always traveling - so cant commit to a relationship.
8. Loves the "attention" of the cheering crowd, even the attention of their pets can please them - but it has to be a female!!
9. Can talk for countless number of hours on their equipment or new stock of gear.
10. Either too long hairs or too short!! - nothing in between!
11. They know that sunscreens dont work at all.
12. Loves white,black,red!
13. They know how to do some monkey tricks when they score.
14. Expert in taking off jersey ... anywhere...
15. Can change clothes even in a hole in the wall.
16. Private parts are always protected with some gear - so they feel very secure!
17. Socks are fresh until new ones are bought.
18. They feel alive when someone asks them to teach him/her some technique of their sport.
19. Physical assaults are daily routine.
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