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Tuesday, March 25, 2008 4:57:58 PM
My friend forwarded me these messages :
The 1st message is quite a witty-repartee!
1st message :
At a biology practical exam the teacher asks a student to inspect the leg of a bird & tell its name.
student:Mmmm....sir...well....mmm.....basically.....actually......I DONT KNOW !
teacher:you dont know such a easy thing! How stupid of you! it seems you didnt study anything for your exam,i'll definetely fail you! By the way,what is your name?
student: (Rolls his pants & says) inspect my leg & tell!
Well the second is a beautiful one!
2nd message :
LOVE is like a chewing gum,it tastes only in the beginning but friendship is like a chocolate,it tastes till the end!
3rd one is a little tricky !
3rd message :
Girls BF to her father : sir, Can i take your daughter,i love her!
Girls father : I dont want my daughter to live her whole life with a moron!
BF : thats why i'm here to take her!
The 1st message is quite a witty-repartee!
1st message :
At a biology practical exam the teacher asks a student to inspect the leg of a bird & tell its name.
student:Mmmm....sir...well....mmm.....basically.....actually......I DONT KNOW !
teacher:you dont know such a easy thing! How stupid of you! it seems you didnt study anything for your exam,i'll definetely fail you! By the way,what is your name?
student: (Rolls his pants & says) inspect my leg & tell!
Well the second is a beautiful one!
2nd message :
LOVE is like a chewing gum,it tastes only in the beginning but friendship is like a chocolate,it tastes till the end!
3rd one is a little tricky !
3rd message :
Girls BF to her father : sir, Can i take your daughter,i love her!
Girls father : I dont want my daughter to live her whole life with a moron!
BF : thats why i'm here to take her!
Christygreathoneybear # Wednesday, March 26, 2008 10:34:10 AM
Love though when done right is perfect from beginning to end. It never has to stop being exciting. It just grows more and more every day. When you have the right partner, that is.
Zaki Khanliquid snake # Wednesday, March 26, 2008 3:42:28 PM
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AbbasAbbasArian # Wednesday, December 31, 2008 5:58:24 PM
it's beautiful massage
thank you
Zaki Khanliquid snake # Thursday, January 1, 2009 3:10:56 PM
AbbasAbbasArian # Friday, January 2, 2009 8:01:52 AM
1-A missing person --------------------------------------------------------------------- Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants Him back?"
2-Question: What is love?
Answer: love is when some one break your heart and the most amazing thing is that you still love them with every broken piece
Zaki Khanliquid snake # Friday, January 2, 2009 8:12:01 AM