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Mobile Messages - 2

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1st Message :

wife(to her husband):look what Shah Jahan built for his wife! & look at you,so stupid!

husband:oh sweetheart! i promise i'll build something like this for you! But only you are delaying it!




2nd Message :

wife was getting too Obese,so the couple went to a surgeon & decided to get the fat removed,the husband asked the doctor that how much would it cost? the doctor said : about 1 lakh RS!!!

Husband: with that amount i'm sure i can get a new wife!


3rd Message :

Do u know why God has created spaces between our fingers?
So that someone would come in ur life & hold ur hands very gently & whisper in ur ears & say...............
.................................................... "Wanna have a smoke"!

Mobile Messagesafter a long time ....

Comments

Nitika Singlanitika Wednesday, April 2, 2008 5:08:51 PM

very funny...

Zaki Khanliquid snake Wednesday, April 2, 2008 6:24:28 PM

yeah,atleast mobiles some good reason,to put a smile on your face.

coff Saturday, May 10, 2008 4:02:22 PM

how much is 1 lakh in u.s. dollars?

Zaki Khanliquid snake Saturday, May 10, 2008 6:51:24 PM

oh its about ONLY 2500 u.s. dollars - so may be new wife should come cheap ... lol

coff Monday, May 12, 2008 4:35:06 PM

na, i wouldn't want a wife that cheap. i want something i can't afford.

Maxburma Monday, June 16, 2008 9:10:31 PM

the 3rd one was unexpected bigsmile

Zaki Khanliquid snake Monday, June 16, 2008 9:21:35 PM

yeah ..... it has a great climax!! bigsmile

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