So when i'm not angry i'm bowling...which probably explains why i dont go bowling very much...
But Friday we did go bowling as a belated birthday thing. How many more times can i say bowling in a blog post?? Lets find out!!!
So when we got to bowling i did my typical "How much??!" at the cost - £50! Ok so there were 5 of us and it was £5 per person per game apparently (we had two games) - we weren't able to get the cheap deal due to some stupid beach theme party crap going on that week, which seemed to involve blonde girls in lifeguard short shorts and very bad balloons. Which i did steal one of cause it was free and it was a balloon and it was full of helium...
Anywho, it was kinda funny to compare bowling strategies... The Left Handed...(from someone who is right handed yet somehow good at left handed bowling....*eyes them suspiciously* )
The Whateveeer...(also known as the I'm Secretly Very Good At Bowling But Want People To Think I Never Played Before So When I Get A Strike I Can Be All Like, Oh My God! How Did That Happen Cause I'm Totally Not Bothered About Winning... )
The Ballerina...(so masculine)
The Shotput ...( "My shoulder is aching"...yeah throwing bowling balls will do that! )

Obviously there are no photos of my bowling technique because then everyone would know how to bowl like a pro and then everyone would get strikes and then bowling would become tedious and boring and the whole sport would just die out....yeah, yeah thats why...

And the fact i came second to last is purely because i left my competitive bowling glove at home and absolutely nothing to do with the fact last time i won bowling was a fluke and i am in actual fact really awful at rolling a ball down a slippery alley, even when the barriers are up ....Nope, nothing to do with that at aaaall.

P.S. It was 15 times...