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Friday, 13. November 2009, 20:56:13
At 06:00 hours this morning Lucy was found cold and limp wristed, slumped over her laptop. The window was closed so she's not cold anymore, but unfortunatly, due to the continous deleting of friend-request notifications from her inbox, nothing could be done to save her wrist. Therefore, Lucy could not be here in person, but she did release the following statement out of her hospital window, by megaphone, to the sea of fans holding candles:
"Wow. Oh My Gosh. *fans self* I...I'd like to thank the Academy Opera for choosing me. I've always loved the Oscars the letter O!! Erm..i also need to thank my Mum for giving birth to me. I know i came out chin first and caused you many many hours of pain...and...and i know when they finally went to lay me in your arms, you said "Shove that up your ass!"...and i know when i was a few months old you left me in a bank...and i know when i broke my arm you said it would be fine, before proceeding to yank and shake me shattered limb around...but its fine. *blows dramatic kisses* I love you!
And to my Dad...erm...Thanks for...teaching me all the swear words i know? Yes, thats come in handy over the years. Thanks to Paul, for letting me post that photoshopped picture of you as a fat lady in a bikini that time. And of course, thanks go to Little Boy
for always being there to try and rape my ears...apparently this made me a worthy person.
And lastly i would like to thank everyone who's ever read one of my posts *tears up* especially my minions! I...*sniff*...Lindsay, i know your gonna win one of these soon! I sent them the cheque! *wipes a tear* Gavin...*sniff* i can't look at a PVC cat suit without thinking of you...*slaps hand to chest* yeah that gets me right here man! *flutters limp hand at her teary eyes* Bianca...oh wow i mean, can we get some applause for the gerbil-romper-shirt creator please! *crowd errupts* *candle waveage* i know...genius, GENUIS! *dabs eyes* Ok and..and Henry, erm, i love Canadian Maple Syrup!!! *takes deep breathe* And to everyone i forgot cause you're not as important, Thank you..THANK YOU! *some more crying* I want world peace...free tibet...SAVE THE DOLPHINS!!
This is for my dog!" *shakes award in the air* *holds a baby over the balcony* *does pagent girl wave*
"Wow. Oh My Gosh. *fans self* I...I'd like to thank And to my Dad...erm...Thanks for...teaching me all the swear words i know? Yes, thats come in handy over the years. Thanks to Paul, for letting me post that photoshopped picture of you as a fat lady in a bikini that time. And of course, thanks go to Little Boy
for always being there to try and rape my ears...apparently this made me a worthy person.
And lastly i would like to thank everyone who's ever read one of my posts *tears up* especially my minions! I...*sniff*...Lindsay, i know your gonna win one of these soon! I sent them the cheque! *wipes a tear* Gavin...*sniff* i can't look at a PVC cat suit without thinking of you...*slaps hand to chest* yeah that gets me right here man! *flutters limp hand at her teary eyes* Bianca...oh wow i mean, can we get some applause for the gerbil-romper-shirt creator please! *crowd errupts* *candle waveage* i know...genius, GENUIS! *dabs eyes* Ok and..and Henry, erm, i love Canadian Maple Syrup!!! *takes deep breathe* And to everyone i forgot cause you're not as important, Thank you..THANK YOU! *some more crying* I want world peace...free tibet...SAVE THE DOLPHINS!!
This is for my dog!" *shakes award in the air* *holds a baby over the balcony* *does pagent girl wave*
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