World's Smallest Banana??
Monday, November 9, 2009 11:14:13 PM
It's a bit squishy lookin' cause i founds it in the fridge at work and kept it in my pocket. I was going around showing everyone, but i think that just confirmed their suspisions that i'm weird
. It basically went...Me: *puts hand in banana box* What the... *pulls out baby banana*
*GASP* *turns to other keeper* Look at the buby banana!!
Keeper:
*leaves fridge* Me: *skips into kitchen* Look at this banana!
Keeper:
Me: *skips into primate room* Look at this banana!
Keeper:
Me: *skips into the staff room* Look at this bana-
Head Keeper: Get back to work!
Me: Yes sir!
*legs it with banana*
Ok maybe i exagerrated the ending there for dramatic effect
, but i did show a lot of people and for some weird reason they were not as excited as me at the discovery of a tiny nana! They crazy, whats wrong with them?? Its a tiny BANANA
! But do you know what i thought? My blog friends will LUUURVE tiny nana's!
And i win the award for most useage of the banana smiley!

P.S. Please note that this baby banana was later adopted by big banana (pictured right) and they now live peacefully together on a book shelf, until soon when they will take their destined voyage to the tranquil planes of Lucy's stomach, where all good law-obiding bananas go...
(Disclaimer: No banana skins were smoked in the making of this blog post)







