Ramblings...

I hate my neighbours. And i mean reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally HATE them. I don't hate many people. I've met alot of horrible people in my life, but 99% i wouldn't wish ill towards them because i was raised to be a nice person. But my neighbours....no i wish....oh i do, and i know its wrong, but these people are evil...evil scum. These, for those that may have read previously, are the ones involved in the snowball incident...the 'man' who thinks its ok for his kids to threaten and intimidate my mother, to trash her property and treat her like crap on their shoe . Yes i refer to them. Basically my mum decided she wanted to put up a picket fence around the tiny front garden and a piece of trellis to seperate our drives, mainly to prevent them from consistantly booting her car and tramping across her lawn...the (extremely goodlookin'!)fence guy comes and measures around...he goes...then we hear Satan ranting outside "if they put anything up i'll take it down"....

Pardon me?...this is OUR property...you do not own our property and you do not tell us what we can and can not do on it. I mean the nerve of the scumbag!! So now, as you can tell, i am seeeeething with anger . Satan's wife even moved her car so it is literally on the dividing line between our two driveways... i mean how pathetic can one person get?? So yes, Satan's spawn as of right now are out there screaming, kicking balls about and generally being the ASBO hooligans children nowerdays are, showing no respect for anything or anyone as they continue to do what they want whenever they want. Cause you know, "they were here first" - which according to them, means they can show us no respect, but in return we must bow to him.....

The issue mainly lies in the fact that he is the only male in this little corner of the avenue, so he thinks he's some king of the world. I've been telling my mum she needs to hire a 6ft hulking muscle-bound man for us to defend ourselves with..if a bloke lived with us none of this would ever have happened. I think people like this pathetic excuse for a human being only respond to physical retaliation . We keep to ourselves and only ask they respect our property - is this too much to ask??! They can't even do that and instead like to threaten us in every way they see possible . It feels wrong to say i wish they would disappear of the face of the planet, but i do. I really wish they would go away and leave us in peace. ... *flicks through yellow pages under "Hitman"*...

The giant african snail army is coming along well though ... ...soon we shall be strong enough to attack those we hate, to slime our way to moral victory and rid the world of foul, offensive, disgusting human beings once and for all!!
I wonder who our first target will be....*gives squinty-evil eye to children outside* aha aha ahaahaha ahahaha AHAHAHAHAHA