Ramblings...

Ok so this is gonna be one seriously boring blog because i am just gonna RANT my little ass off!! But behind the ranting is a serious question... What the feck is wrong with children today??

I mean i probably sound like some old granny here, but really now...what is it?? Was there some contamination of water in the late 90's/early 00's when these little shitheads were born?? Are their parents part of some weird cult that are trying to make all children evil? Am i actually in the film Children of the Corn??! Village of the Damned???! I dunno, but i'm seriously hating children right now. I'm not a kiddie person generally, mainly cause i find 99.9% to be disrespectful and poorly raised by parents who seem to be throw backs to the 1970's i-cant-be-bothered-lets-have-some-chillout-drugs-instead generation! My distaste is probably deep rooted back to a time when i worked in a small farm shop, spending hours setting up displays, only to have them purposefully smashed by some uncontrolled little beast. This situation multiplied over many years has caused me to look upon young humans with squinty narrowed eyes and something verging a hiss forming in my throat!!

Now here's the reason i've taken to ranting to myself via a blog right now...

As everyone knows, we've got the climate of Russia right now...snow's everywhere, children want to play in it...fine. I dont mind. Thats ok. Go play.......But wait, why are you touching my car?...Why are you walking over my front garden??...Why are you pelting snowballs at my god-damn front door??! Take this scenario and + the destruction of my property in the past by the same culprits, multipled by my well-known short-fused internal Demon of Wrath and you've go a problemo....a problemo which resulted in me flinging open the door and cursing like a pirate at the spawn of satan who unfortunatly reside across the road. Of course the spawn of satan ran back to hell and told satan himself, who feels the need to come and have it out with me, shouting the term "they're only children" over and over again before telling me he would "sort this out outside if you were a man"........

URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! If i hear that "it's just a chiiild" excuse one more time i might explode...or maybe the demon inside me might finally fully emerge and take the heads of those in its path...i can't say i dislike that option but still i would like to remain somewhat sane...although at least then i can make that pitiful-excuse-for-a-man's dreams come true and "take it outside"...

Maybe its me... maybe throwing snowballs at my front door, breaking my porch lights, kicking balls at my windows...maybe that is now acceptable behaviour in society... maybe my mum teaching me to respect peoples property, to keep my hands to myself, to treat people how i wish to be treated...maybe that is all rubbish now?!

One thing i can say for certain, if i should ever birth my own offspring, i won't be letting them go around terrorising people thinking its perfectly acceptable to treat others like shit on your shoe. Do we wonder why children today are doing so much wrong? Take a look at the parents...it explains eveeeerything!

And when the feck is it gonna stop snowing??! No snow = kids go to school and leave me the hell alone for 6 hours. Who came up with the term "when hell freezes over"? Because if today's society is anything to go by, it's a god damn snow storm in hell!! Snow brings out nothing but evil. I now hate snow...yes. Yes, I hate snow. I hate todays children. I hate todays children more than i hate snow...but I hate todays children in snow even more!

There. I'm done. I'm still pissed, but i'm done. Thank you for your attention....