Weird Things Men Read
Wednesday, 10. June 2009, 22:33:02
This made me laugh a lot! - The top 10 signs men use to determine if their potential girlfriend is a social leper...
... the fact that the top 10 hotel minibars, the top 10 footballer transfer targets and the top ten big-budget porns are also included on this site seems to tell me that the type of man reading this reeeeally shouldn't be picky!
My favourite bits:
No.10 - She makes collages
Unless she’s a kindergarten teacher or a trend-spotter, this relationship won’t turn out well. She either lives in a celebrity fantasyland or is addicted to meth and needs something to do while she grinds her teeth.
No.8 - Her cats
First, more than one cat is suspect. Three cats and she’s definitely a Social Leper. She may have a good excuse, like she rescued it from a troll under a bridge, but it doesn’t matter. Second, if her place smells like a cat box, turn around and walk out. Third, if she has a cat and a bird, that’s mixing “crazy cat lady” with “bird lady” and that’s nerd Molotov cocktail. Finally, if she’s nicer to the cat than to you, leave. Run screaming if she voices the cat’s thoughts: “Mr. Snuggles wants you to pet him. He hates it when you don’t call.” Need we say more?
No.3 - Crazy eyebrows
There is almost always one uniting factor in mug shots of women who’ve robbed a 7/11 or stolen a baby: the pencil-thin, crazy arched eyebrows. It’s even scarier when they shave the hair off completely and draw them on. On the other side, stay away from the bushy monster eyebrows. This Social Leper has let herself go and those eyebrows feed on the fear of men.
...so apparently these are the "most fatal", but there are also others, including excessive baby talk, obsessive love of football, carrying a ferret, and many more. I should probably point out i come under two of the ten - having romance novels and stuffed animals....and i, er, guess it's probably not a good sign that i think having a ferret would be cool ... 
... the fact that the top 10 hotel minibars, the top 10 footballer transfer targets and the top ten big-budget porns are also included on this site seems to tell me that the type of man reading this reeeeally shouldn't be picky!My favourite bits:
No.10 - She makes collages
Unless she’s a kindergarten teacher or a trend-spotter, this relationship won’t turn out well. She either lives in a celebrity fantasyland or is addicted to meth and needs something to do while she grinds her teeth.No.8 - Her cats
First, more than one cat is suspect. Three cats and she’s definitely a Social Leper. She may have a good excuse, like she rescued it from a troll under a bridge, but it doesn’t matter. Second, if her place smells like a cat box, turn around and walk out. Third, if she has a cat and a bird, that’s mixing “crazy cat lady” with “bird lady” and that’s nerd Molotov cocktail. Finally, if she’s nicer to the cat than to you, leave. Run screaming if she voices the cat’s thoughts: “Mr. Snuggles wants you to pet him. He hates it when you don’t call.” Need we say more?No.3 - Crazy eyebrows
There is almost always one uniting factor in mug shots of women who’ve robbed a 7/11 or stolen a baby: the pencil-thin, crazy arched eyebrows. It’s even scarier when they shave the hair off completely and draw them on. On the other side, stay away from the bushy monster eyebrows. This Social Leper has let herself go and those eyebrows feed on the fear of men. ...so apparently these are the "most fatal", but there are also others, including excessive baby talk, obsessive love of football, carrying a ferret, and many more. I should probably point out i come under two of the ten - having romance novels and stuffed animals....and i, er, guess it's probably not a good sign that i think having a ferret would be cool ... 
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