step 3 day 1
Sunday, 20. July 2008, 02:05:12
My thoughts from my day spent at Prometric taking step 3 of the USMLE, arranged in internet bulletin board response format:
@chick with the thong and slut stamp--I didn't even know there was an entrance exam for prostitutes, please tell me it's called the World Hookers Organization Required Exam.
@fetal-alcohol-syndrome-looking-guy with the expired ID--Sucks you can't take the DAT because you're license expired last week, but just being eligible to take it is a big step for someone with your congenital anomalies.
@future-frathouse-dropouts--Coming to whatever exam you had to take hungover does not make you cool. Also, you were clearly in too big a hurry this morning and forgot to pop the collars on your festively colored polos.
@NBME--Seriously, allowing me to take a couple kleenex into the exam room is not going to give me any sort of advantage. Unless you count my not having to wipe nasal discharge on Prometric's office chair as an advantage.
@Prometric branch in Dallas off Coit Rd--I know it's not cool of me, and I don't really mind this, but I have to remark on the fact that 100% of your employees are African American. It's just a little strange.
@NBME(again)--I think you guys made a mistake and gave me the "all ob-gyn, all the time" medical exam. I appreciate that you managed to sneak in a healthy amount of pediatrics questions too. I mean, it's not as if I'm never going to treat either of these populations ever again in my career or anything. Fuckers. But, hey, thanks for tossing me a bone with all of two cardiology questions out of the 350 today. That was awesome.
@WindowsVista--You suck. I hope you die in a fire. Or whatever fate would be worse than that but quicker.
@MPC Computers--If anything could suck worse than Vista, you would be it. Not only did you buy my account from Gateway without any notice, but then you lied to me about the availability of the part I needed to fix my computer. You then sent me the incorrect, absurdly expensive part, after which I had to spend a week trying to track down the salesman responsible (who was conveniently on vacation). After another week of runaround I finally got someone to agree to cancel my order, send me a FedEx label to return the worthless ass part you sent me, and refund my credit card. That all sucked. But it happened two months ago. And now you've raised your suckitude even more by charging my credit card again? You absolute cocksuckers! Luckily my credit card company is cool and they have credited the charge because it was never authorized. Of course I feel like you should owe me for the time I have had to spend dealing with your absolutely worthless customer service people trying to get to the bottom of this. You are by far, the single most incompetent group of imbeciles I have ever had the misfortune to do any sort of business with. I'd trust the fat chick with the full sleeves of snake tattoos taking the GMAT this morning with my money long before I'd ever trust you with a dime.
@College Football--Could you fucking start the season already? The biggest news in college football this week was that the Dallas Morning News Big12/Texas beat reporter resigned to work for the Orangebloods.com recruiting website. Come on, college football, I'm dying here.
@my birthday last week--Oh yeah? Well maybe by the time I've used up the "next half of my productive life" someone will have made a time machine and I'll go back in time and I WILL do all the things I said I was going to do:
Motorcycle tour through the Midwest. Backpack across Europe. Write a series of science fiction novels. Masturbate a lot.
See, I've got one off the list already.
@chick with the thong and slut stamp--I didn't even know there was an entrance exam for prostitutes, please tell me it's called the World Hookers Organization Required Exam.
@fetal-alcohol-syndrome-looking-guy with the expired ID--Sucks you can't take the DAT because you're license expired last week, but just being eligible to take it is a big step for someone with your congenital anomalies.
@future-frathouse-dropouts--Coming to whatever exam you had to take hungover does not make you cool. Also, you were clearly in too big a hurry this morning and forgot to pop the collars on your festively colored polos.
@NBME--Seriously, allowing me to take a couple kleenex into the exam room is not going to give me any sort of advantage. Unless you count my not having to wipe nasal discharge on Prometric's office chair as an advantage.
@Prometric branch in Dallas off Coit Rd--I know it's not cool of me, and I don't really mind this, but I have to remark on the fact that 100% of your employees are African American. It's just a little strange.
@NBME(again)--I think you guys made a mistake and gave me the "all ob-gyn, all the time" medical exam. I appreciate that you managed to sneak in a healthy amount of pediatrics questions too. I mean, it's not as if I'm never going to treat either of these populations ever again in my career or anything. Fuckers. But, hey, thanks for tossing me a bone with all of two cardiology questions out of the 350 today. That was awesome.
@WindowsVista--You suck. I hope you die in a fire. Or whatever fate would be worse than that but quicker.
@MPC Computers--If anything could suck worse than Vista, you would be it. Not only did you buy my account from Gateway without any notice, but then you lied to me about the availability of the part I needed to fix my computer. You then sent me the incorrect, absurdly expensive part, after which I had to spend a week trying to track down the salesman responsible (who was conveniently on vacation). After another week of runaround I finally got someone to agree to cancel my order, send me a FedEx label to return the worthless ass part you sent me, and refund my credit card. That all sucked. But it happened two months ago. And now you've raised your suckitude even more by charging my credit card again? You absolute cocksuckers! Luckily my credit card company is cool and they have credited the charge because it was never authorized. Of course I feel like you should owe me for the time I have had to spend dealing with your absolutely worthless customer service people trying to get to the bottom of this. You are by far, the single most incompetent group of imbeciles I have ever had the misfortune to do any sort of business with. I'd trust the fat chick with the full sleeves of snake tattoos taking the GMAT this morning with my money long before I'd ever trust you with a dime.
@College Football--Could you fucking start the season already? The biggest news in college football this week was that the Dallas Morning News Big12/Texas beat reporter resigned to work for the Orangebloods.com recruiting website. Come on, college football, I'm dying here.
@my birthday last week--Oh yeah? Well maybe by the time I've used up the "next half of my productive life" someone will have made a time machine and I'll go back in time and I WILL do all the things I said I was going to do:
Motorcycle tour through the Midwest. Backpack across Europe. Write a series of science fiction novels. Masturbate a lot.
See, I've got one off the list already.
LOL.
I will NEVER.....EVER....buy an MPC computer. Buddy.
Can't wait for CFB.
Let me know when you're ready to head out west or overseas. We could get shitty jobs as busboys or whatever. I'm sure Mom will help watch Phenie and Elliot. M*, that's cool, right?
Wait, masturbating? You're married, right? I'm just sayin'.
F CAPTCHA. F 'em!!!!!
By anonymous user, # 22. July 2008, 04:10:46
I meant that the masturbating was one of the things I had already accomplished, not that I was currently accomplishing.
By anonymous user, # 22. July 2008, 22:32:53