Tales and traumas of a 'Teenage Drama Queen'

Ok, so for my English assignment over the summer I had to write a speech about my work experience (a week spent in the hands of a few mad solicitors in July '06). Of course, like all students, I've been putting it off until now, and this morning I realised that with less than 1 week summer holiday left I need to get it written, I still have to learn it by heart after that, and I have a notably bad memory!

That's fine, I have plenty of ideas, (namely about the mind numbing boredome of watching paint peel off office windows!)but I know that everything I write is gonna sound completely stupid coming aout of my own mouth. I don't know if that's just my style of writing, or how it is for all authors?

Perhaps later I'll try to write this more coherently, but I need to get on with the speach. I just wondered if anyone had any advice?

Thanks!

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