My Opera=))
Sunday, December 13, 2009 1:44:51 PM
There were three dirty men. They were drinking in a small bar.
The waiter, was a joker, said:
"There's so boring. Let's play a game! Let's try to find the dirtiest man!"
Three men were very excited and interested. They came to a large pigsty. There were a lot of pigs.
The waiter, said:
"Now, you have to stand in this pigsty. Who can bare in a longest time is the winer."
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The first man said loudly:"I will win!". Then he jumped into that pigsty.
After 5 minutes, he jumped out. "What a bad smell!" - He said.
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The second man was very delighted. He laughed at the first man and the third man: "You will lose, and I will win!"
Then he jumped into the pigsty. But after 10 minutes, he jumped out quickly. "I don't understand how the pigs can live there!"
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The third man was very interested. He jumped into the pigsty. He looked very calm!
And after 15 minutes, all the pigs of this pigsty jumped out. Why?
Of course, because the third man had the worst smell.
So, he was the dirtiest man.
He won!
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THE END!
The waiter, was a joker, said:
"There's so boring. Let's play a game! Let's try to find the dirtiest man!"
Three men were very excited and interested. They came to a large pigsty. There were a lot of pigs.
The waiter, said:
"Now, you have to stand in this pigsty. Who can bare in a longest time is the winer."
-
The first man said loudly:"I will win!". Then he jumped into that pigsty.
After 5 minutes, he jumped out. "What a bad smell!" - He said.
-
The second man was very delighted. He laughed at the first man and the third man: "You will lose, and I will win!"
Then he jumped into the pigsty. But after 10 minutes, he jumped out quickly. "I don't understand how the pigs can live there!"
-
The third man was very interested. He jumped into the pigsty. He looked very calm!
And after 15 minutes, all the pigs of this pigsty jumped out. Why?
Of course, because the third man had the worst smell.
So, he was the dirtiest man.
He won!
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THE END!
