Life

A man is stranded on a deserted
island, all alone for ten years.
One day, he sees a speck in the
horizon. He thinks to himself,
“It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a
little closer and he thinks,
“It’s not a boat.” The speck gets
even closer and he thinks,
“It’s not a raft.”
Then, out of the surf comes this
gorgeous blonde woman,
wearing a wet suit and scuba
gear. She comes up to the guy
and says, “How long has it been
since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years!”, he says.
She reaches over and unzips a
waterproof pocket on her
left sleeve and pulls out a pack
of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a
long drag, and says,
“Man, oh man! Is that good!”
Then she asked, “How long has it
been since you’ve had
a drink of whiskey?”
He replies, “Ten years!”
She reaches over, unzips her
waterproof pocket on her
right sleeve, pulls out a flask and
gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says,
“Wow, that’s fantastic!”
Then she starts unzipping a
longer zipper that runs
down the front of her wet suit
and she says to him,
“And how long has it been since
you’ve had some real fun?”
And the man replies, “Wow!
Don’t tell me that you’ve got
golf clubs in there!”