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To make a woman happy.....

Friday, 6. October 2006, 20:15:10

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master
7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic
12. A decorator 13. A stylist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer
22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm
27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender
33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable
39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly 45. Love shopping
46. Be honest 47. Be very rich 48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone

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THE CIA INTERVIEW

Monday, 15. May 2006, 07:31:36

women, Fun, girls, story

The CIA were holding interviews for the post of assassin.
They were looking for someone who was utterly ruthless and
had narrowed the field down to three candidates-two men and
a woman.

The first applicant was handed a gun and told:

"In that room your wife is sitting in a chair.
You must go in and shoot her."
The man said:"I'm sorry, I just can't do that, not to my own wife."
He knew he had blown his chance of getting the job.

The second applicant was also handed a gun and told:

"In that room your wife is sitting in a chair.
You must go in and shoot her in cold blood."
The man looked horrified."No way.
I'm not gunning down my wife." And with that he walked out.

Finally it was the turn of the woman candidate.

She too was handed a gun and
told:"In that room your husband is sitting in a chair.
You must go in and shoot him."

Without protest, the woman opened the door and went into the room.
From outside, CIA officials heard gunfire,followed by screams and
a lot of banging. Eventually the woman reappeared."You guys did't
tell me the gun was loaded with blanks",she complained.

"I had to beat him to death with the chair!".