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A friend sent me this

10    Life is sexually transmitted

09    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

08    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich

07    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks

06    Some people are like a Slinky.  Not really good for anything, but  you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs

05    Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing

04    All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism

03    Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax cut saves you 50p

02    In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:

We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in Britain, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of  illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration

Gal_undefined, she is a wicked minx!
http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/179936817
go for it!

You know where i found it...

Your Power Color Is Magenta

At Your Highest: You energize yourself and push others to suceed. At Your Lowest: You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed. In Love: You are suprised by who you attract. You're a love magnet. How You're Attractive: Open and free spirited, people want to explore the world with you. Your Eternal Question: "What is my next source of inspiration?"

do a test! here's the latest...

the Alright Guy. You are 53 Manly and 27 Nerdy!

Hey, you're an alright guy! You do alittle camping, then come home and check your email. You know to put out your camfire and to keep your computer dust-free. You like physical labor and surfing the internet. You're an alright guy.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 30% on Manliness You scored higher than 0% on Nerdiness

Link: The Manliness (for everybody) Test written by mulletmandan on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

of course i'm happy with the results....grrr! all man! well, mostly.

i have nothing to rant about at the mo...well that's not true, i'm to tired to rant or write something mildly interesting or not, so...i did a google search on the word "pointless" you will either love this or hunt me down and kill me. http://maninthedark.com/ i warn you it is only for insomniacs!