My OperaMonday, November 12, 2012 4:47:10 PM
The complete guide to
identifying a ‘Ratchet’
I have to admit, just like many other
guys I have ‘run game’ on a ratchet
girl. From my experience, it has
always been a win-lose situation. For
the few times I took the dumb risk I
lost much more than I bargained
for… Be it time, money or self respect.
Truth is, it is much easier and more
fulfilling in life to engage with a ‘Cool
girl’ that will add value to your life.
And yes guys, although there may be
many pretty girls out there, few of
them are actually worth the effort. So,
how do you know that she is ratchet?
1. Her sexuality is her main tool.
Ratchets have a bogus personality. In
fact, most ratchets I have talked to
could not engage in a meaningful
conversation in matters such as
politics…. And chapati. Okay not
chapati. But the main focus of a
ratchet is to manipulate you with her
‘sexual currency’ and your job as a
man is to learn how to control that
horny part of yourself that wants to
have sex all the time. Get your shit
together.
2. Ratchets are all about taking. Woe
un to you if you happen to give a
ratchet your number. Ratchets mostly
call on Fridays or Saturdays when they
want to party or need a favour. Since
most ratchets are terrible at managing
their finances, they are broke most of
the time and are in love with your
finances.
3. Ratchets have ratchet friends. Don’t
let her lie to you that ”My friend has
many boyfriends but I am different”…
Truth is, close friends share habits on
a sub-conscious level. Its something
that is out of your control for the
most part.. Open your eyes and
become more aware dummie.
4. Ratchets are easy to impress. Take a
ratchet to a classy restaurant or buy
her a fancy drink and she will want to
become your soul mate. Running
game on ratchets is quite easy. It just
requires simple deception. A cool chic
will not be impressed by only what
you have or can do, but she will judge
you by your character too. A and no, I
do not mean that you settle for being
a poor dude and be like “I want her
to like me for my character” truth is,
money enhances a good experience
and makes it greater. So get that
paper, but don’t let the lasses be your
main focus as you get it.
5. Ratchets dress like ratchets. Most…
And I mean MOST ratchets are not
that classy girl who is well mannered,
speaks well and has a classy dress.
Ratchets have to dress ratchet
because that is how they are wired.
They love the attention from all the
hungry dudes out there. It is an ego
boost for many ladies femininity.
Remember, a ratchet meets the
homies, while a real chic meets the
family. You can’t make a hoe a
housewife.
6. A ratchet is not loyal. It amazes me
how some of my friends have made a
ratchet their girlfriend and justify the
relationship with statements such as
”she has promised to change” or “I
think that she is the one”. It never
surprises me when a few months
down the line, the ratchet has hooked
up with some random dude from her
ghetto past. Truth is, it is hard dealing
with a ratchet. The heart ache and
insecurity is just not worth your time
as a man.
7. Many ratchets have some un-
resolved internal issue, are
emotionally unstable and love causing
drama. The relationships ratchets
have with people close to them,
whether friends or relatives are likely
to be a mess. Many of them have a
somewhat low esteem because of an
issue that they have not yet dealt with.
Be it an absent father, a past abusive
relationship, a trauma or a difficult
childhood. Unless they deal with these
issues, your dealing with ratchets will
make your life a living hell.
8. Ratchets will probably get angry
after reading this post. Yes, a guilty
person will show signs of denial.
Show your ratchet friend this today.
Guys, I must admit… Running game
on ratchets is fun and can be thrilling.
If you must go ratchet(Which I do not
recommend) then be single. Do not
ruis something beautiful with a great
lass for some ratchet. Its never worth
it. If you still have ratchet tendencies
yourself, DO NOT waste a good girls
time. stay single..
identifying a ‘Ratchet’
I have to admit, just like many other
guys I have ‘run game’ on a ratchet
girl. From my experience, it has
always been a win-lose situation. For
the few times I took the dumb risk I
lost much more than I bargained
for… Be it time, money or self respect.
Truth is, it is much easier and more
fulfilling in life to engage with a ‘Cool
girl’ that will add value to your life.
And yes guys, although there may be
many pretty girls out there, few of
them are actually worth the effort. So,
how do you know that she is ratchet?
1. Her sexuality is her main tool.
Ratchets have a bogus personality. In
fact, most ratchets I have talked to
could not engage in a meaningful
conversation in matters such as
politics…. And chapati. Okay not
chapati. But the main focus of a
ratchet is to manipulate you with her
‘sexual currency’ and your job as a
man is to learn how to control that
horny part of yourself that wants to
have sex all the time. Get your shit
together.
2. Ratchets are all about taking. Woe
un to you if you happen to give a
ratchet your number. Ratchets mostly
call on Fridays or Saturdays when they
want to party or need a favour. Since
most ratchets are terrible at managing
their finances, they are broke most of
the time and are in love with your
finances.
3. Ratchets have ratchet friends. Don’t
let her lie to you that ”My friend has
many boyfriends but I am different”…
Truth is, close friends share habits on
a sub-conscious level. Its something
that is out of your control for the
most part.. Open your eyes and
become more aware dummie.
4. Ratchets are easy to impress. Take a
ratchet to a classy restaurant or buy
her a fancy drink and she will want to
become your soul mate. Running
game on ratchets is quite easy. It just
requires simple deception. A cool chic
will not be impressed by only what
you have or can do, but she will judge
you by your character too. A and no, I
do not mean that you settle for being
a poor dude and be like “I want her
to like me for my character” truth is,
money enhances a good experience
and makes it greater. So get that
paper, but don’t let the lasses be your
main focus as you get it.
5. Ratchets dress like ratchets. Most…
And I mean MOST ratchets are not
that classy girl who is well mannered,
speaks well and has a classy dress.
Ratchets have to dress ratchet
because that is how they are wired.
They love the attention from all the
hungry dudes out there. It is an ego
boost for many ladies femininity.
Remember, a ratchet meets the
homies, while a real chic meets the
family. You can’t make a hoe a
housewife.
6. A ratchet is not loyal. It amazes me
how some of my friends have made a
ratchet their girlfriend and justify the
relationship with statements such as
”she has promised to change” or “I
think that she is the one”. It never
surprises me when a few months
down the line, the ratchet has hooked
up with some random dude from her
ghetto past. Truth is, it is hard dealing
with a ratchet. The heart ache and
insecurity is just not worth your time
as a man.
7. Many ratchets have some un-
resolved internal issue, are
emotionally unstable and love causing
drama. The relationships ratchets
have with people close to them,
whether friends or relatives are likely
to be a mess. Many of them have a
somewhat low esteem because of an
issue that they have not yet dealt with.
Be it an absent father, a past abusive
relationship, a trauma or a difficult
childhood. Unless they deal with these
issues, your dealing with ratchets will
make your life a living hell.
8. Ratchets will probably get angry
after reading this post. Yes, a guilty
person will show signs of denial.
Show your ratchet friend this today.
Guys, I must admit… Running game
on ratchets is fun and can be thrilling.
If you must go ratchet(Which I do not
recommend) then be single. Do not
ruis something beautiful with a great
lass for some ratchet. Its never worth
it. If you still have ratchet tendencies
yourself, DO NOT waste a good girls
time. stay single..
