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revenge

Living well is the best revenge.

rediculous

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But what about your family, if they lose thier house wont they have to move in there?

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what's so funny?


>> You're on speaker phone.<<


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A: would you mind taking me to the bus stop

b: yeah

me: so what he actually said was yes, he does mind.

A: I'm sorry, but who asked you?

me: ok I guess I'm never talking to you again

A: mission acomplished! :: pumps fist::

me: ok I'm done with you, you can go now.


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A: ok your witness protection name will be your mothers middle name, then your fathers middle name.

me: ok Carey..... Gene.....: puzzled:

A: what's wrong?

me: my name is Carey Janine, great witness protection name is my real name! they'll find me in a half hour!

I never realized my name was my parents middle names put together! they are so lazy!

A: your parents are very creative.

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and by need, I mean want.. to do list?

I need to play more guitar. (check)
I need to play more video games.
I need to run more.
I need to do my 500 crunches a day, EVERY day.
I need to finish my grad school application essay. (Check)
I need to get some summer clothes.(Check)
I need to continue sticking to my budget.(CHECK)
I need to wake up earlier.
I need to go to bed earlier. (Check)
I need to clean my room.

dad's bday

worst daughter ever... dustin called me and reminded me that it was dad's birthday. I figured no biggie, ill call him later and get him something as a gift and give it to him over the weekend. smartso me left my phone in ian's car and I dont get out of work until midnight. so basically, the worst daughter ever didn't call her dad and wish him happy birthday. It doesn't matter what the excuse was. boo.party doh yikes furious

bday

It's my bday on mother's day and i'll cry if I want to.

Twenty fucking four. yippie, I'm still alive. party

time for a band aid

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gryffin cut my head open today.I was just sitting on the couch minding my own business. Ian kevin and mel come home from the bar. Gryffin gets all full of energy and jumps around in excitment. Yeah well he jumped on teh couch to get closer to ian who was standing near by and >>!@#$@#BAM<<< I get sliced and my head is bleeding. It stings. I'm not mad at the dog, but boy did I let out a big yelp. if it was any layers of skin deeper, Id be getting stitches. I hope it doesn't get infected. God knows what on that dogs paws..down irked

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sicky

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faint ugh, I feel like a hatchet is stickign out of my head and there is a rock in my stomach. I woke up this morning with a stiff neck and a wild head ache. I had to get up early to go to the eye doctor with winona. So we get there and I can barely keep my already blood shot eyes open. Fill otu some forms, wait a few minutes, make some small talk with the receptionist. I go in, have my vision tinkered with, lights flashed in my face, drops to make me look like I'm on opiates. Finally I'm done, got my prescription. Decided to get contacts, by the way. Head on out ready to wait until Winona is done too. Then I felt this swishy warm violent feeling that screams in my head GO OUTSIDE!!!! scared I put on some shades cause any more light getting in my head would give my brain a tan. I practically run outside and throw up the cup of cold water I drank before I left. I sit in the car until Winona is done, I can't bare to go back in that building, i'd much rather the fresh air and free range of where to throw up. yuck long story even longer, I take us back to the parkign lot, I slink upstairs to my apt. and throw up again. I lay down on the couch next to my sick puppy (who also has been throwing up all week) we cuddle up together and sleep until 6 in the evening... I hope my peanut butter and jelly sandwich stays where it is. I can't stomach another puking (haha, get it?)confused yuck

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radiohead

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out of all the smileys I like faint beer scared knight wizard drunk monkey bug the most.

Listening to Radiohead. headbang Something about a rainy day, feeling upset,cry thinking no one understands; when interjects an angry furious drunken beer clash of singing and ambient noise that somehow put your feelings into words. That voice,sing those bells, the mild guitar stringing it all together and I am lost inside my thoughts. Somewhere I'm not scatterbrain. put me aside put me aside I promise to be good. I'm confused, power chord scatterbrain. with my xray eyes I'll strip you naked.you can scream and you can shout, but it's too late now.faint I will rise up, thanks guys.star star star star star you have not been paying attention. It always makes a 5 heart

sleep

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Sleep makes me wonder where imagination lives.
Sleep makes the impossible break rules that don't give.
Sleep makes the most of the thoughts in my head.
Sleep makes things good so I hide in my bed.

Sleep brings the good dreams, of money and fame.
Sleep brings adventures where lions are tame.
Sleep brings the memories back from before
Sleep brings people closer, ones I miss and adore.

Sleep shows me truths that my eyes dont see.
Sleep shows me people and how they see me.
Sleep shows me images in which I have died.
Sleep shows me nightmares, I wake up and cry.

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light

The light versus Evil, the Dark and the Hate.

Light was shining, a bright steady path.
No one was fearful, no knowledge of wrath.
The light covered lands, trees, people, and things.
Light was sought after, and the good that it brings.

Hailed and revered, strong relenting in beams,
shining from outside and inside it seems.
The forces of light have been uncontested,
the powers of light, in no man, were vested.

Man is fueled by another of power,
the urging and pushing from the Dark side of Flowers.
Where light does not reach, from under the shadows,
comes darkness and cold, piercing like arrows.

Man has a special gift with this dark side of nature
which makes him apt for being the soldier.
Man thinks he controls the glouring dour
man thinks he is the one with the power.

And so man can kill, and sleep with whomever,
man can steal, and can lie, and manipulate and strain,
man sees darkness as a key to obtain.

The dark, evil, awful.. the seed that's inside,
can be cleansed by the light for all who confide.
The light has a struggle, for the power to win,
but light means a hope for a life to begin.

Light will fight darkness, in people and shadows,
and some light will die, will be put out of our windows,
Light will be there, to battle the Dark

Dark inside people is design for pure evil,
where powers beyond them will put them on hunt
But the light will be there to handle thr fronts.
wizard troll

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