Silly Shorts

I'm not 40 something...I'm 39.95 + shipping & handling.


/* You are not expected to understand this */


Hardware/nm/: the part of the computer that you can kick.


If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be considered the process of putting them in.


If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.


A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation...


"A smile is the shortest distance between two people."
~Victor Borge

When my kids were growing up, we used to use dry erase markers on the refrigerator for shopping lists, notes, etc. One day when I got home, I saw that my 17-yr old daughter had left a note on the refrigerator for me...


In case you can't read it, it said:

"Mom,
Direct Merchants Bank called.
# 1-800-She-Thought-I-Had-A-Pen"