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A farmer saw a plane full of politicians,crashed near his farm.The policemen came and asked the farmer what happened? Farmer:They crashed near my farm and i burried all of them.... Police:are you sure they were all dead?? Farmer:some of them were saying "we are still alive",and i couldn't believe them you know these politicians,they lie alot..

Teacher:- what's wrong?
Johny :- our house is very small.
Me, my
mum,my dad, we sleep on the
same bed.
Every night my dad asks, 'Johny r
u
sleeping?'
Then I say No & then he slaps my
face &
gives
me a Black eye"
Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks
again,
keep
dead quiet & don't answer.
The following morning Johny
comes back
with a severe black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the
black eye
again?
Johny:- Dad asked me again,
Johny are u
sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead
still.Then
my
dad & my mom started moving, u
know, at
the same time Mum was
breathing
erratically,
kicking her legs up frantically &
squealing
like
a hyena on the bed. Then my dad
asked
my
mum, R u coming?
Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r u
coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere
without
me
so I said, wait for me,
I'm also coming .....

Archbishop of Milan
At age twenty-two, Borromeo
was highly trusted at the
papal court. Soon afterwards
Pius IV raised him to the
archbishop of Milan. In
compliance with the pope's
desire, Borromeo lived in
splendor to represent the
glory of the church. He
established an academy of
learned persons, the Academy
of the Vatican Nights, and
published their memoirs as the
Noctes Vaticanae.
About the same time,
Borromeo founded and
endowed a college at Pavia,
today known as Almo Collegio
Borromeo, which he dedicated
to Saint Justina of Padua. On
the death of his elder brother
Federigo, his family urged
Borromeo to quit the church
to marry and have children, so
that the family name would
not become extinct.
Borromeo declined the
proposal. He worked even
harder for the welfare of the
church. Owing to his influence
over Pius IV, he facilitated the
final deliberations of the
Council of Trent. He took a
large share in the creation of
the Tridentine Catechism
(Catechismus Romanus).

Ascention of jesus into heaven.

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