Don't flirt with my monkey, Bitch! 誘惑しないで下さい。
Thursday, 7. May 2009, 01:45:56
when a girl suddenly showed up and spoke to us.
Well, she was very cute girl and pretty attractive.
It was obvious that she caught monkey's eyes
Monkey and the girl started talking but like they have known each other.
I've never seen her before
and I wasn't sure if she was monkey's friend or old gf or whatever
Anyway, we stopped to talk to her for a while.
Suddenly she started talking naughty things
First, I just laughed and listened to her
But more she talked the less I enjoyed the conversation
Despite my uncomfortable feeling, monkey was pretty excited
She said,
“ I get really horny in the morning”
Monkey said,
“oh wow really?”
ok, that's the only thing I could remember exactly what she said.
But anyway I was totally pissed
So, I said like,
“OK. Why don't you guys just stay there for the great conversation?
but just let me go.”
And I walked away.
( I don't usually act like this, im pretty cool at this kind of thing but it was too much and too obvious that the girl try to get my monkey!! I was like, hey! im his gf!! Can’t you see it bitch!!” of course I didn’t say that but u know!
Then monkey yelled at my back, said,
“ what’s wrong?”
WHAT’S WRONG?!!?!?!?!?!?!
I was REALLY angry.
I shake my head, shrugged my shoulders and ignored them.
I was so annoyed, and pretty mad at monkey.
Then, I woke up.
Oh sorry, I forgot to say that first but it was just a bad dream I had last night
When I woke up, I was still pretty mad at him and tried to call him and ask what’s going on.
Then my alarm rang and really woke me up finally.
"I get horny in the morning" ????????
So what bitch!
なんかね、
サルと歩いてたら、木村カエラばりのちょー可愛い子が話しかけてきたんよ。
しかもね、なんかサルとすっごい親しげなの。
友達だか元カノだか何だか分かんないから、
とりあえず話してたら、
何か話が下ネタになってきてさ、
気がついたら、サルが超~たのしんじゃってんの。
んで、その子がすっごいサルを誘惑してんのよ。
なんか、いつもはべつに下ネタだろうが、なんでも気にしないのに、
ちょームカついて、
(あ、たぶん、その子ちょー可愛かったから、単純に嫉妬してたんだとおもうんだけど笑)
「そんなに話したいなら、勝手に二人で話してれば?じゃね」
とか言って私は去ったわけさ。
したら、
「なんなの?」みたいなことサルに言われて、
おもいっきりカッチーーーーンときて、
シカトしてサヨナラしたんだけど。
めちゃくちゃ怒ったわぁ。
これ、昨日の夢ね。
朝起きてもまぁーーーだ寝ぼけたまま私プンプンしてて
あやうく、朝6時にどーなってんのよ!って電話するとこでした。
(ちょーいい迷惑です。)
最近変な夢よく見るのよ。
こないだなんて、幼馴染と給食当番してる夢みたし。
私たち24歳なんですけど、かっぽうぎ着て、マスクして、給食当番って一体・・・







