To those of you who don't know what mochi is, let me put it like this: Mochi, though it sounds alot like tai-chi, is much more deadly. How many times have you heard of someone who died from anything to do with tai-chi? Probably never. That's the right answer. Mochi, on the other hand... mochi can, and will kill you. Every year, people die from mochi.
Now you might be thinking, "Where can I learn?!? Billy Perkins has been picking on me at school and I want to kick some ass with this thing of awesomeness called mo-chi..."
Well, sorry kids. It's true that mochi does kill people every year but unfortunately, it is not some sort of sweet martial arts. Actually, it's not so unfortunate, because it is delicious. It's a sort of dough... maybe sort of a cake, made out of pounded rice and can be served in lots of different ways. And when I say lots, I mean it. Listen to an explanation here: