Tower of C

Here is a holiday safety tip that rings true throughout the ages. If you encounter a ginormous, mangy, rabid dog in your Christmas, Kwanza, Chanukah, Pagan or Ramadan travels, then simply throw up a couple of “snake symbols” with your hands, as demonstrated below. Dogs have been bred through the years to cower in the face of such images, so you should have little trouble deflecting the attention of any unruly beasts. Care should be taken in extreme cases, however, as some particularly foamy and fearsome creatures have been known to eat the “snake symbols” as a defense mechanism.