Noah Counte

Donny # 15. July 2008, 13:56

hope you'll win though I legaly can't vote in the usa, I won't let that stop me

Matthew # 15. July 2008, 14:21

I probably can't legally run, but that's not stopping me, either. I'm counting your vote twice!

PainterWoman # 15. July 2008, 15:10

Love it!

Angeliki # 15. July 2008, 15:43

Karen # 15. July 2008, 16:04

Hahahaha!

Granny's tramp stamp is the icing on the cake!

That pwned!

Matthew # 15. July 2008, 16:06

Karen # 15. July 2008, 16:07

A little too much from the looks of things.

Matthew # 15. July 2008, 16:13

Karen # 15. July 2008, 16:28

I want cheap Canadian drugs, too!

daxonmacs # 15. July 2008, 18:09

Noah the cheap drugs president, that should give you a lot of extra votes of anotherwise non-interested bunch of people.
Cool find, beware of granny action, they set up hidden camera's and you'll find yourself on even more boards

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 00:41

daxonmacs # 16. July 2008, 00:42

Karen # 16. July 2008, 00:52

We get pot?!

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 01:04

Karen # 16. July 2008, 01:05

I'll unpack my bong first!

daxonmacs # 16. July 2008, 01:07

And the old ladies

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 01:40

Wow! Karen has a bong! I guess I've found my running mate.

Dax has old ladies? Sexretary of State!

daxonmacs # 16. July 2008, 01:42

I don't have old ladies hehe
You're heading for th heads, hookers and old ladies

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 01:49

I guess Sexretary of State is available to someone who is more interested in nepotism, then.

daxonmacs # 16. July 2008, 01:53

Babs # 16. July 2008, 04:55

You'll need a spin writer - eh, I mean a campaign trail manager. You've got my vote.

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 11:47

Yeah, baby! One recruit at a time

Karen # 16. July 2008, 16:21

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 16:23

Karen # 16. July 2008, 16:24

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 16:39

r j # 16. July 2008, 16:58

You've got MY vote! I'd love to have someone in office that doesn't have a HUGE stick up their arse or isn't as old as dirt. It would also help if they didn't look like a slimy used car salesman or get paid to LIE, LIE, LIE. NOAH for PRESIDENT!

BTW, I have a lighter, and I live in Atlanta. So, I know I can find some weed. Just give me like, five minutes.

I've got some Crown Royal to replace the water in the bong, too. Um, not that I've ever done that. Or. Anything.

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 17:00

We blow through a lot of smokes in my campaign bus - but we don't inhale.

Karen # 16. July 2008, 17:26

I don't care what you say, Matthew. She's hired!

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 17:46

Hehehe. You're writing the checks, Karen. Welcome abourd, RJ. We're going to tap into your supply of Crown Royal. And borrow your lighter. And we'll be there in, like, five minutes - it's gonna be a foursome: you, me, Karen, and MaryJane.

Karen # 16. July 2008, 18:13

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-w00-h00!

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 18:31

Karen # 16. July 2008, 19:07

Don't laugh yourself into a frenzy or anything!

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 19:22

It was the double meaning. I was all "this way," and then I realized it was all "that way."

Karen # 16. July 2008, 20:29

At least you're entertained!

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 20:33

Constantly.

Karen # 16. July 2008, 20:47

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 20:57

r j # 16. July 2008, 21:02

...and there's a BONUS...I can make grilled peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, killer fried dill pickle slices, a vegetarian pizza that'll make you wanna slap your Mama, and prize-winning pound cake, too! Hey, we'll need something for the munchies in case we get any of that horrible, unwanted second-hand smoke, you know...

Karen # 16. July 2008, 21:11

All that jive will come in handy when the munchies ensue. And no animals had to die for it! Perfecto!

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 21:13

FYI, I don't need pizza to make me wanna slap my mama.

Man. We haven't even fired up, and I'm already hungry! Bring on the contact high!

Karen # 16. July 2008, 21:15

Please slap mine while you're at it. Then they can do some post-slap bowling together.

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 21:17

Karen # 16. July 2008, 21:21

I'll cook you a 329473 course meal if it means bitch-slapping for my Mom!

Matthew # 16. July 2008, 21:23

Karen # 16. July 2008, 21:23

Deal!

r j # 16. July 2008, 21:31

My Mom could use a bitch slap or four as well, so we're all in the same dysfunctional boat. Mine needs it for having the audacity (or lack of forethought?) to give birth to my three siblings...

Making cheese tortellini, homemade sauce with veggie "meat"balls and garlic toast for dinner. Y'all go wash up.

Edward Piercy # 17. July 2008, 01:34

Sorry, Matt. Brad Pitt already has my independent vote. As well as my undying love, of course.

Matthew # 17. July 2008, 01:41

Pitt, Schmitt!

I think I'm going to do pretty well in the "my mom needs a smack" demographic...

Edward Piercy # 17. July 2008, 01:56

My man-love for Brad prohibits me from even commenting on that.