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Noah Counte

Hanging around in a one horse town

Randomania

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It's June. It must be time for another post, eh? :worried:

  • Happy International Sushi Day. You should celebrate. :smile:
  • Cant Touch This:

    Why is it that when you need a cop, it takes them 20 minutes to show up? Then, when it's all about dancing pants, they show up in a minute and 18 seconds...

  • Bio-jetfuel outperforms petroleum-based jet fuel. On the downside, it turns to mayonnaise when it gets cold.
  • Google wants to let you search books, but librarians (and maybe the US Justice Department) are leery of the deal. Google is looking like the new Microsoft - a giant wolf in lamb's clothing.
  • We talked about making a wallet out of duct tape a year ago - now you can make a better one. Go on! You'll be the envy of your friends!
  • How did your pick do in the World Beard and Moustache Championships?
  • Biblio is very cool. It permits you to search independent booksellers the way Amazon's website lets you search, well, Amazon's database. If you want out of print books, Biblio is the way to go.
  • Maybe Oedipus had it right?
  • Apparently, a seven foot cave needs a fire exit. Now that's harsh.
  • Evernote 3.0 is here. It's a great alternative to Microsoft OneNote (possibly the best and most underrated program in Microsoft Office), and now it's also available for your phone.
  • If you create a desktop shortcut with "mailto: in the location field, Windows will automatically open a blank email when you click on the new desktop icon. Read more at ghacks (though there isn't much more to it than that).
  • If you want to work for the city of Bozeman, MT, you may well have to tell them all the websites you visit, along with your usernames and passwords. That sounds legal, eh? Amazingly, no one has pulled an pplication based on the intrusion.
  • Fox News: "Marijuana not only gets you high, it damages your DNA!" The truth? Not quite so cut and dried (and hopefully with no twigs or seeds).
  • People are faking their deaths all over the internets. You know, so they won't have to produce knoitting patterns, and such.
  • "Thefts from feminine-hygiene dispensers have been spotty in the past." There seems to be a regular flow now of such thefts now, though.
  • If you work for Focus On the Family and you're a woman, you may now wear pants to the office. Praise God.
  • We had a conversation elsewhere (I forget where, or I'd link to it) about stripper poles you can install at home. I'm touting this one, mostly because of the stellar review which includes this glowing statement: "I can literally grab the pole, shake it as hard as I can" which makes me laugh.
  • It's summer, and you know what that means... "fecal accidents."
  • If you find it hard to create a playlist that suits your mood, you might try BPM Analyzer. It determines the beats per minute of the music in your collection. Then you can select songs with similar calmness or freneticism to suit your mood.

Peace ChainRandomania

Comments

dragon_harrower 18. June 2009, 22:19

It's good to see another Randomania. :yes:

:eyes: I knew there was something fishy about Bozeman, MT!

There's nothing wrong with letting the guy live in a cave. He's not bothering anyone. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

There seems to be a regular flow now of such thefts now, though.

:lol:

I'll definitely have to check out Biblio. :yes:

ellinidata 18. June 2009, 23:11

great to see you back!


* I love me some Phyllo Sushi Rolls :heart:

* Hammer Pants are back...roomy! :yes:

* I wonder how it smells... cars using Resaturant oils stink!

* Libraries/ Google , money! it is a price fiasco all over again only this time around it is another name..

* yep! I have it in pink and silver duct tape, one from each child.No green anywhere to be seen....

* Hair? :cry: not a talk about beards and moustaches again!My wax expert will have a kick out of this link!

*Biblio rules! "biblio"in Greek is book the b's sound as "v"

* I hate when women call their husbands/boyfirends "daddy" if you want to be scr@@@ by your dad it is a first sign you are mentally ill!

* Cave with a fire exit! now I did hear everything!

*as per my twitter pals the evernote works for them! I did not try it yet.

* quick email is for the advanced! :lol: I hate to admit I have over 100 emails (actual per day!) of course I am trying to read all :D

* Bozeman City is runned by bozos! the h*** with their jobs! what will be next? the size of my underwear?

* I hate to agree with "Fox News" but this time around they got it right!

*"Reports of my death" yesterday a man was arested in NYC for collecting 52,000 in SSI pretending and dressed as his late mother!

*"tampon" theft should be forgiven! we live h@@@ everymonth! :lol: our minds don;t think straight under the influence of Midol! p:

*"hallelujah to new dress code" who knew pants will be finally accepted! :D

* :lol: Hahahaha funny reading about stripper poles conversations ,especially when fat asses speak about poles in their bedrooms! ROFL Yes! for their cats to climb on them! :D
nice picture in your link :smile:

* Pool swimming it's risky :yuck:

* music is so personal... BPM Analyzer tells a lot about the owner of the Play list...

thanks for sharing , a great post as always!




:heart:


Zaphira 19. June 2009, 04:25

Someone called the police because a bunch of happy people did the Hammer Dance in the streets?! :lol:

Have a great weekend.

qlue 19. June 2009, 18:11

I see dead people! :eyes:.
Isn't it strange that four out of every five people that die around here die as a result of hiv related complications. Yet nobody that's dying online claims to be hiv+ :left:.
Ya know, there's people that come and go online. And there are people that I do miss when they're not around. (yes Karen, I mean you!) but I must confess that I'm not prone to long periods of mourning. awww.
I've lost contact with everyone I knew more than five years back, except a select few family members. I can hardly be expected to mourn more for people who I only know as words on a screen. People come and people go. It's whether or not they left footprints in your heart that matters.

noah counte 20. June 2009, 00:54

I've mourned the loss of one online friend whom I never met, but who was with me through some very tough times. I've lost contact with all but three or four people who don't now use My Opera. Those three or four have been online in one form or another for 10 years or more.

edwardpiercy 21. June 2009, 18:18

If Google wants to put my fiction up as an e-book and pay me for it, they are quite welcome. Cause right now I make a big fat Zero off of it.

I haven't used Biblio, but Barnes & Noble's used and out of print search gives you independent booksellers also. I've used them and it's pretty cool -- you order the book and it arrives (by a fairly circuitous route) about a week later.

I would gladly surrunder all my Fourth Amendment rights to work in Bozeman -- it's just that type of great place.


1) Illegal drug trafficking
2) Weapons sales
3) Stolen art and archaeological artifacts
4) Used feminine hygiene products.

It's a strange world.


Once again, thanks for all the news thats fit to blog.

Nerak 22. June 2009, 12:04

• The wallet has a freakin' pocket! :yes: That's killer.
• Backing up a few...that MC Hammer thing pwned! :lol:
• If pot damages your DNA, mine is fucked. :lol: My poor kids. :cry: What was I doing in my hippie stage?!:cry: I need to burn my Birks, I think.
• I saw that cave dude on TV! He's super nice and clearly anti-social! Oh man...what a way to live! :o:
• lol@Deathblog! :lol:
• The stripper pole conversation was with me! :lol: Hahaha!!!
• Ooops! I crapped in the pool? :sst:
• This whole BPM Analyzer thingy is going to be fun. :lol: I hope I don't peg it out too far. :headbang:

Nerak 22. June 2009, 12:06

P.S.
Anyone who WANTS to live in Bozeman, MT gets what they have coming to them! :lol:

night wolf 5. July 2009, 17:54

:lol: Shit! I forgot how much i loved Matt's Post's :lol:

noah counte 5. July 2009, 18:20

:smile: Thanks, Amir.

night wolf 6. July 2009, 09:02

:D :yes:

Shaunak 22. July 2009, 02:46

It's good to see another Randomania.
+1

noah counte 22. July 2009, 03:30

Thank you :smile:

momable 26. July 2009, 19:45

Interesting as usual. Why do you like Evernote so much? What exactly do you do with it. It kind of looks superfulous if one doesn't send info to many different platforms?

noah counte 26. July 2009, 20:25

I actually prefer Microsoft OneNote. It's much more powerful. I like Evernote, because it exists on the internet, and it works regardless of platform (Windows, Mac or Linux). You can also synch it to your desktop, and access it offline.

momable 28. July 2009, 06:36

You can do that with the Windows Live thing, I think?

noah counte 28. July 2009, 13:28

If you have the Office Suite. You can do a great deal with Zoho Notebook, too. I really like it.

momable 28. July 2009, 17:52

How many programs do you use? Wow, so many that do the same thing... Right now I have Evernote and Windows Live.

noah counte 29. July 2009, 00:04

Windows live... I have it, but I haven't really used it. It's more social networking - kinda like MyOpera - isn't it?

I used OneNote at work, and LOVED it. I can use it at home too, but I can't access it from anywhere. That's why I've used EverNote. Lately, I'm thinking Zoho is the way to go. It's almost as rich as OneNote, and it's hosted on their servers, so you can reach it anywhere you have internet access.

momable 29. July 2009, 20:56

It is free, too?

noah counte 30. July 2009, 01:57

Zoho has a full suite of free online tools. OneNote is part of the MS Office suite, and it's definitely not free.

momable 8. August 2009, 17:25

Thanks! I have Office professional and OneNote is not in it. Well, it is an old Office...

noah counte 8. August 2009, 21:42

That's amazing. It's an office tool, designed for businesses. Of course, they package office in at least twelve ways, so I shouldn't be too surprised.

momable 9. August 2009, 05:38

Oh, well...

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