Randomania
Wednesday, 15. July 2009, 21:50:10
Well, it's July someteeth and that means it's time for what have become, to my embarrassment, monthly posts. There seems to be a lot more nakedness and debauchery in this post than I am usually given to sharing. I don't know if that speaks to my state of mind or to the recent contents of the news.
Without further ado (and wit hthe hope that all the links are good - I read 'em before I posted 'em):
Without further ado (and wit hthe hope that all the links are good - I read 'em before I posted 'em):
- With Amir so close to the center of what's going on in Iran, I found this Fatwa against the Supreme Leader most interesting. I hope things settle out soon, and that women in particular, and people in general are permitted to experience more freedoms, and a better standard of living.
- You don't need to be a Barista to make a good coffee drink. Let twoeyes show you how
- Sarah Palin, never one of my favorites, is planning to hand the country to the Democrats for the next half century. Go Sarah! She's actually planning to split the republican party by starting a new party for Conservatives. I think I can get behind her on this one.
- Science now knows what cat owners deny, and the rest of us have always suspected: your cat pwns you. And by the way, your cat wants to go to Hawaii. Oh, and your cat wants homemade kitty litter, too. Just sayin'
- The UK thumbs their collective nose at abstinence only education. "An orgasm a day," after all... isn't any better than a good laugh. On the other hand, one must respect the penal code.
- Even if you cannot read a map, you can still fold one like an expert.
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Pants Free News
People who know me well are already aware that pants aren't my cuppa. I am clearly not alone, but sadly, my compatriots in freedom from the confines of leg wear seem mostly hell-bent on landing themselves within the confines of their local county jail.
- No Pants Day has special meaning for a woman in England.
- If you're after an all over tan, beware of ... dogcatchers. Or stay out of the cemetery.
- Some people are just out to discredit the wholesome goodness of pants free pleasure.
- keep your gun holstered, even if your naughty bits are enjoying the breeze.
- It was Moon Over Amtrack last week. I'm sure there would be jailtime for such activities around here. If you're interested in pictures (and who wouldn't be?), Google images has some of the festivitis from years past.
- How would you pay for your Olympic dreams?
- When one makes a living declaring one's wholesomness, one should stive to keep one's perversions private. Hypocrite.
- I have something for you that is hilarious. It would be completely inoffensive, if it weren't for the commentary, which makes it funnier, and less well-suited for minors and homophobes.
- I'm not sure what to do with this, except to say that neither one of them seems very bright.
- The entreprenurial spirit is alive and well in Sweden. Do fries go wit dat shake?
- If you've ever wondered what the term "irreconcilable differences" means, wonder no more.
- Viagra? Don't need it. Archeologists find a penis that's been hard as a rock for 400 million years.
- If you're the Pez candy company and a museum has a homemade dispenser on display, which they've billed as the "world's largest Pez dispenser," do you thank them for advertising your product? Buy the dispenser from them, and put it on tour? Or do you sue them, and force them to destroy it. Way to create good will, Pez people. Sheesh.
- Quickly learn to Write a great speech.
- Apparent injustice - Decidedly unjust - Criminally unjust.
- If you haven't loooked at Wolfram Alpha, it's fun. Just type in your birthday, your hometown, a random number or fraction, a medicine or technical word, or any of a host of other things, and see what it gives you. And now, there's a Google/Wolfram mashup called Goofram, which makes input and results easier to manage.
- Slow mo bubble bursting pictures. Very cool. Sand sculpture photos. Also cool.
- Headline of the day.
- Ladies, if I may have a word: please enjoy the gifts you were born with. You don't need to do what this family has done to themselves. And, lest you think plastic surgery is without risk, check out these facelifts gone awry. I'm sorry, but it's a public service to expose such horrors. Can someone explain Carrot Top to me?
- If you like bananas, open them like a pro. A Primate pro, that is:
- Not unusual: Oklahoma couple dies in a tornado. Unusual: while on vacation in northern Ontario, Canada.
- If you've been waiting for a definition of the word "irony," your wait is over.
- Time for a vacation? Try Oragami City. Don't dawdle, though - it's going up in flames.
- Note to bank robbers: if the teller asks you to open an account before you make your withdrawal, it's a clever ruse. Don't fall for it!
- I've been swimming in Indiana rivers. Never again. Seems our neighborhoods are pretty wild, too.
- Hey kids! This could be your mom. OY! And we wonder why our kids are such boneheads.
- One ankle sprain leads to another. Train (in just a minute a day) your ankles to be strong and stable.
- The Google Translator will now let you upload documents for translation.
- Is it hot where you are? Build an air conditioner. You deserve it.
- 'Tis the season for flies, but you can scare 'em off by hanging some plastic bags filled with water around. Seems the water acts like a lens, reflecting movement. Flies don't like movement, so they fly off. Flychology pwns!
- Palin la deuxième partie. This cracks me up: I swear. If I wore pants, I'd be wetting them.
WIDGETIZE
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solid copper # 15. July 2009, 22:05
Nice to hear about Sarah Palin. I was wondering about her.
dragon_harrower # 15. July 2009, 22:09
I love the homemade ac idea.
Wolfram Alpha and Goofram- those are the coolest programs I've seen for in a long time!
It's great to see another Randomania.
ellinidata # 16. July 2009, 00:42
* Coffee illustrated PWNS
* Sarah was always great in "splits" now she will prove it and she doesn't even have to "finish"
* yes Sir,
our cats do pull the strings and we all dance here
* early education........... hmmmmmmm ,
5 portions of fruit and vegies,
twice of an "aha" moment!
OK I can live with it!
* who need a GPS when there are maps? as long as you know how to fold them that is
As for the "no pants news,"
I need to take off my pants before I read them ,
that means when the teens are not at home........
I will be back
Thanks for sharing!!!
noah counte # 16. July 2009, 01:07
Thanks, Casey. I'm glad you liked Wolfram. It's pretty danged cool, and getting cooler every day. More cool. Hmmm....
Angeliki, it's time to make your cats get jobs. They should pull their own weight, I think.
ellinidata # 16. July 2009, 01:10
noah counte # 16. July 2009, 01:13
ellinidata # 16. July 2009, 01:16
I am not so sure by looking at the female right now, she does hold 1/4 of my King size bed
*mental note,
put Lava on a diet...that will teach her a lesson! *
noah counte # 16. July 2009, 01:23
ellinidata # 16. July 2009, 01:30
this is the one
that if she is not caressed every morning , she crys all day long
noah counte # 16. July 2009, 02:08
ellinidata # 16. July 2009, 02:16
so glad you added the video after the "no Pants News"
daxonmacs # 16. July 2009, 12:22
I was too late for the sand sculptures this year.
I liked the bursting bubble images and the coffee.
Caffé Mocha is my favourite.
Just like that guy, I opened the bananas the wrong way.
Learned another trick today.
ellinidata # 16. July 2009, 17:39
Your videos are very educational Matthew
Nerak # 16. July 2009, 22:12
noah counte # 17. July 2009, 01:18
Shaunak # 22. July 2009, 02:58
Wooh Hoo!
noah counte # 22. July 2009, 03:30
lekrot # 23. July 2009, 08:43
noah counte # 23. July 2009, 10:54
ellinidata # 23. July 2009, 12:42
lekrot # 23. July 2009, 13:54
noah counte # 23. July 2009, 17:14
noah counte # 23. July 2009, 18:05
daxonmacs # 23. July 2009, 18:21
noah counte # 23. July 2009, 18:40
solid copper # 23. July 2009, 18:46
daxonmacs # 23. July 2009, 19:18
noah counte # 23. July 2009, 19:19
daxonmacs # 23. July 2009, 19:20
noah counte # 23. July 2009, 19:23
lekrot # 23. July 2009, 20:29
daxonmacs # 23. July 2009, 20:47
noah counte # 24. July 2009, 00:40
daxonmacs # 24. July 2009, 05:19
night wolf # 24. July 2009, 11:42
http://united4iran.org/ the world is ready
ThanX Matth
night wolf # 24. July 2009, 12:04
noah counte # 24. July 2009, 13:04
I see there is a lot going on in religious circles (not just in the street) in Persia this week. I hope it all means more power for the people, especially the disenfranchised.
night wolf # 24. July 2009, 16:18
The Persian Army has called that it's on People's side and will not interfere in the street clashes,
The Army waits for a full power of the people, then it will act ... All the people need now is time
News : for the second time in a short time another topolof Air craft "Russian" fell in "Mashhad" 28 killed.
there is too much going on in cyberspace ! something Big will happen soon...
edwardpiercy # 26. July 2009, 02:25
I think that Supreme Leader better watch out for Moose and Squirrel. .
Sarah Palin is a RILF. --- oVo---
People sunbathing nude with a picnic basket. I'd say they've got one serious Manet fetish going on.
I'm startting my own Goofram. Simply enter your full name, date and place of birth, and your mother and fathers legal name. And then see what that gets you. Wowie!
They say the Tornado is a very jealous god, not moved to pity.
Great stuff Matt.
noah counte # 26. July 2009, 05:58
The Supreme Leader likely has a concubine named Natasha who calls him "Boris."
There aren't many Rs I'd L to F. I'm just sayin'...
solid copper # 26. July 2009, 06:06
edwardpiercy # 26. July 2009, 06:10
CultureSurfer # 26. July 2009, 14:35
noah counte # 26. July 2009, 14:45
Edward: My preferences don't make me prejudiced!
Naomi: I know. I'm still chuckling about it!
Captivevet # 29. July 2009, 10:56
noah counte # 30. July 2009, 02:43
Captivevet # 30. July 2009, 12:51
noah counte # 30. July 2009, 15:52
Captivevet # 1. August 2009, 00:29
noah counte # 1. August 2009, 00:31
Everyone should have a best friend like you. Well, everyone with a fickle woman, anyway.