Funny sayings
Monday, 6. October 2008, 07:45:18
1. There are two words which will open many doors for you... push and pull.
2. Having a clear counsciousness is having... a bad memory.
3. Eternal love lasts... 3 months.
4. The fish that fights against the current... dies electrocuted.
5. Winning is not important. More important is to make the other lose.
6. I am not completely useless... At least I can be a bad example for others.
7. It is human to make mistakes. It is even more human to blame another.
8. It`s not important to know something. It`s more important to have the phone number of someone who knows.
9. I am not suffering from madness... I`m enjoying it every minute.
10. It is alright to put drinking away... It`s bad to forget where you`ve put it.
11. Run away from temptation... but slowly enough, so it could catch you.
12. There`s a better world than this one... but is very expensive.
13. Studying means doubting your collegues intelligence.
14. If a birdie has whispered you something... means you`re crazy: birds don`t talk.
15. Alcohol slowly kills you... No problem! There`s no hurry.
16. The one who is, by birth, ugly and stupid, has great future chances... to develop these two features even more.
17. Love is looking at you through a telescope. Jealousy... through a microscope.
18. Hope dies last... but dies in torments.
2. Having a clear counsciousness is having... a bad memory.
3. Eternal love lasts... 3 months.
4. The fish that fights against the current... dies electrocuted.
5. Winning is not important. More important is to make the other lose.
6. I am not completely useless... At least I can be a bad example for others.
7. It is human to make mistakes. It is even more human to blame another.
8. It`s not important to know something. It`s more important to have the phone number of someone who knows.
9. I am not suffering from madness... I`m enjoying it every minute.
10. It is alright to put drinking away... It`s bad to forget where you`ve put it.
11. Run away from temptation... but slowly enough, so it could catch you.
12. There`s a better world than this one... but is very expensive.
13. Studying means doubting your collegues intelligence.
14. If a birdie has whispered you something... means you`re crazy: birds don`t talk.
15. Alcohol slowly kills you... No problem! There`s no hurry.
16. The one who is, by birth, ugly and stupid, has great future chances... to develop these two features even more.
17. Love is looking at you through a telescope. Jealousy... through a microscope.
18. Hope dies last... but dies in torments.
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