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Playing golf

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A guy starts playing golf, but he is not very good at it. He keeps loosing his way on the golf field. At some point, while he was desperately looking for his next hole, he meets a lady. She was also playing golf. He asks for direction and she answers: "I am at the hole number 8 and I suppose you are one hole behind, at number 7".
The guys keeps on playing, but he looses track again, minutes later. Surprisingly, he meets the same lady and asks for direction, very embarassed for being such a bad player... He gets the same answer: "You are one hole behind".
Later on, he meets the same lady at the golf club and wants to start a conversation... They start talking and at some point, he asks her what she was doing for a living.
She says:
- "I don`t like talking about my job with men, because they always start laughing at me and I get embarassed..."
- "I promise I won`t laugh", he says. "What is it that you do?"
- "I sell tampons, products for women`s intimate hygiene..."
The guy starts laughing instantly... :lol: :lol: and the lady gets a little bit ofended and wants to leave the table.
- "Wait!" he says. "I am not laughing about your job... I must tell you about my job: I sell toilette paper... So, you see, I still seem to be one hole behind you..." :D

The E-mail Address

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A guy goes to an interview for a job at Microsoft. At the end of it, he gets asked for his e-mail address... but he doesn`t have one...
- We`re very sorry but we cannot hire you here if you don`t have an e-mail.
The guy leaves disappointed and wanders around the city. The only job he could find was selling fruits. He boughed a bunch of strawberries and then sold them out. He was able to gain little money that day, but he continued. In 2 years his business grew spectaculously. He became the owner of the largest fruit shop in the city. One day, a journalist came to interview him about his success. Reaching the "email story", the journalist asks our guy:
- Well, do you have an email now?
- No, I don`t. If I had that email account, I would still have been cleaning toillets at Microsoft...

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