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Are Mormons Christian?



Jeffrey R. Holland of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

Nobel Peace prize a joke...

Let me make this short and sweet. When Al Gore stops flying around in his personal plane and stops driving with his entourage of SUVs to all of his "green" speeches, I'll agree that he has earned the Nobel Peace Prize. Until then, he doesn't deserve it any more than Castro.

I'm One of 156 Million...

My dad sent me this joke, I'm sure I've heard it before, but it's been resurrected with the current presidential election in mind. I like it more now than ever...


Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and
John Edwards were flying to a convention.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know, I
could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody
very happy.'

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, I could throw
ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred
$10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said
to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there'. I could throw all of them
out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'

work, work, work

Hi!! Been a while. I've been putting in a lot of hours at the hospital. I'm actually working a double tonight. :ko: I'll make it, I always do. January flew by didn't it?? I got accepted to the University of Alabama at Huntsville. I'm just waiting to see if I get accepted into the Bachelor of Nursing program. I also applied to the Masters program, but I have to take the MAT first. Homer: Doh! I'm going to take it next week. If I'm accepted into those programs we'll probably be moving to the Guntersville/Arab area sometime between this summer and next summer. We'll see what happens. We're doing great!! The kids are growing up too fast and both are smart as a whip. Leah is taking a biology class and doing very well. She'll graduate soon, only 2 classes to go!! Drop me a line!! Email address is nursejel@gmail.com.

Long Week

This week has been nuts. I've worked a lot at the hospital and it's been stressful. Oh well, it's over and Christmas is in a couple of days!! Henry is going to love seeing all the family. He just loves all the commotion. Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary with Leah:heart: !! Tonight, we're getting a babysitter and going out to dinner. We don't get to be alone very much with my work and the kids. So this will be special for us. :yes: Sophia is making us all proud. She made the honor roll, and got a special award for being a good student and citizen. Leah's parents will be in town from Florida this weekend and we'll be going to Anniston to see my parents next week. We're really excited about seeing our families. They're pretty far away and we don't see them all that often, so this is going to be a wonderful Christmas. I'm trying to keep this updated, so keep checking back.
Joshua

White and Nerdy


Something new

Hi everyone!! Just was bored, so I started a blog. Isn't that fun?? Anyway, life is good. Just working and preparing for Christmas. :happy: Well, hope all is well for you guys!!
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