The menace of the Opera

So I got to know the tour guide guide on the Safari tour I took in the Kruger park (recommended safari)
I asked him about some examples of silly questions he got from tourists..
Here is some questions he has gotten in the past:

Does elephants nest in trees?

If you camp outside the park do you get malaria then (the kruger park is a malaria risk eare and this tourist maybe thought the fences around the park stopped the mosquitoes )

And question from rafting in one of the riwers: "Does the rocks go all the way to the bottom?"

Our guide liked to drink so he go silly drunk all nights and that did not stop him from waking up early and still do his job. I was impressd, but he managed to tell us something that he really regretting telling us the day after: On a former tripp with a gruop of tourists he got soo drunk he actualy stripped for a 80 year old lady.. He was soo imbarassed the day after when I reminded him what he told us :-)

Is this what he wanted to do here? Does he look sober or?

http://people.opera.com/olli/images/sa/60.html


Hehe I'm glad we got this guide.. He was lotta fun..
His jokes was actually even worse then mine..Not many people can say that..