All Gadgets Aside...

Everyone's favorite designer phone brand, Vertu(a division of Nokia), has gone a bit crazy. I think Samuel L. Jackson might put it best by saying: "I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing phone", or something like that. But seriously, Vertu has gone from making their standard super expensive steel, gold and platinum phones to making an extremely gawdy mobile with a snake encrusted in Diamonds, emeralds and 439 rubies attached to the front. Unfortunately for anyone that actually likes the look of this Signature Cobra model there will only be 8 made and the price is a quaint $310,000. Apparently there will be 26 cheap "Python" models made as well so that you can get your fix for only $115,00. In any case, they would have to acually pack some decent features in the mobile for me to purchase one, that is if I even had $310,000 burning a hole in my pocket.