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Immediate Action, by Andy McNab

Andy McNab is a pseudonym but after reading Immediate Action I believe that his first name is Andy & his second name does begin with 'M'.

I really enjoyed Bravo Two Zero many years ago, the author had a great knack of packing in an enormous amount of information in a way that is very easy to read. That same style is not lost in Immediate Action. The book has a wealth of insights into the training, tactics, equipment & survival skills used by the SAS. Throughout the book I found myself regularly checking the indispensable glossary to keep up with the heavily acronymed & abbreviated vocabulary of the SAS. If everything had been written longhand the book would have been double the size. Despite the cross referencing Immediate Action is still a really easy read & I motored through it in a few days.

The whole thing is a fascinating insight into the working of the special forces. Reading it I was constantly yo yoing to being frightened that these guys were running round with such firepower, then being glad that they do what they do. It was scary to think that a kid who spent most of his youth doing petty crime gets put in charge of an assault rifle, but then heartening to see how the rigours of training beat it all out of him, then disheartening again to see how much of his personal life he sacrificed to be in the SAS. Scores of anecdotes had me chuckling away & made me think, "They're not super soldiers. They're just boys with toys", but then facts like marching ten miles with a 150lb bergen, spending more rounds on the practise range than the rest of the entire British army, learning Swahili & Spanish are just dropped in with a dismissive single sentence as if they are inconsequential.

It's also satisfying to know that the drunks that get taken to hospital on a Saturday night & assault the medical staff may one day be unlucky to find that the nurse is actually a member of the SAS & who may have had a bad day.

For all the mystique & glamour of the special forces the author does a great job of describing the arduous training & the tedium of waiting around for something to happen when out in the field. The book really emphasises the human side of the troop, everyone seems to love Blockbusters & Countdown (two popular UK quiz shows at the time), tea is the most important supply in the Regiment, although for air troop ice cream & sun rays are not far behind.

Top read, thoroughly recommended.

We all know what the W really stands for

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from: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/2277298/President-George-Bush-'Goodbye-from-the-world's-biggest-polluter'.html

The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.


I hope he lives long enough to see what he could have avoided.

Create a tag cloud from your Opera bookmarks

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I've been thinking about tag clouds recently & I thought it would be really nice if you could tag all of your bookmarks in Opera then view the results as a tag cloud.

I found that the tagging could be done easily enough using the description field for each bookmark.

As for creating the tag cloud I wrote a simple app that creates an HTML file directly from Opera's bookmark file (Opera6.adr):

http://www.twjc.co.uk/goodies/Tags.exe (329kb Windows only)

I'm sure this program could be implemented better as an online service very easily. Source code (Delphi 5) is available on request.

The instructions are (also included on the app):

1. First use Opera to go through all your bookmarks, right click (or press alt+enter) to open up the properties dialog, tag each bookmark with whatever tags you like seperating each tag with a comma (or some other character).

2. Open up the Tags.exe program

3. Specify whatever you used as a delimiter when tagging your bookmarks in step 1.

4. Next select your bookmarks file (you can go to opera:about and copy and paste the full path to the file from there into the box provided).

5. Enter a minimum and maximum font size in pixels (experiment with these until you get a nice cloud).

6. Then click Go to create your tag cloud (this will create a single HTML file in the root of c:).


I think this tag cloud would make an excellent alternative to the current Speed Dial set up.

James Warner 1920 - 2007

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I really wasn't looking forward to today, but it has turned out to be a truly wonderful day.

Today was the funeral of my grandfather James Warner who died at the age of 87. I have never seen such a huge turnout for a funeral.

At age 15 he lied about his age as they all did to sign up for the Royal Navy. He was serving in the mediterranean (where he enjoyed swimming naked with the local girls & once tried to bag a sea turtle for lunch by dropping a shell on it, only for it to shake its head & carry on swimming) when world war 2 broke out. He spent the war serving on various destroyers & minesweepers patrolling the Atlantic & escorting the supply ships. He was part of the crew on HMS Rye that towed in the USS Ohio which was so vital to Operation Pedestal. He didn't talk much about the war, one Christmas I remember how he came out with, "One day we were strafed by 16 German aircraft... They didn't hit a bloody thing."

After the war he worked as a builder & a gardener, he spent his retrement years divided between the golf course, his allotment & the village pubs.

I will always remember my grandfather as a gentle giant, as a kid I would clamber over him as if he was a climbing frame. He used to pick me up in one of his bucket like hands & sit me on his knee. Many people commented on how much the 6 sturdy pallbearers struggled with the coffin. He had a real mischevious sense of humour & would have enjoyed that.

The last year of his life saw him deteriorate quite rapidly, he suffered from skin cancer & leaukaemia. The last time I saw him alive he didn't know who I was, he kept confusing me with my 2 brothers which really hurt. There were times when he didn't recognise his daughter which must have been unbearable for my mother. My eldest brother Andy was much closer to him than I ever was, they shared a passion for golf, darts, local football & most notably local pubs. Andy's first trip to a pub was at age 2 weeks after granddad offered to take him for a walk. My loss seems insubstantial in comparison.

Today was unlike any funeral I've ever been to. It was an appropriate service for a start, it was about my granddad's life & not an advert for Christianity. The vicar was so kind & thoughtful throughout to my nan especially. After the service most people came back to one of his local drinking spots where everyone was reminiscing, everyone was catching up & everyone was actually having a good time. I particularly enjoyed spending time with my cousin & uncle who left England to live in Ireland 15 years ago. It was like getting to know them all over again. My mum who I feared would struggle the most through the day, said after it all that she didn't feel that she had been to a funeral.

Today it really hit home how much I love my family, especially my 2 brothers.

Animator vs Animation

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Google Image Labeler

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Google's Image Labeler is a sneaky way of using the Google userbase as a distributed network of volunteers to identify the content of images by disguising the process as a game. You are paired up with someone else & you are both shown an image & you have to type in as many relevant labels as possible until you & your partner come up with a match, each match is assigned a score depending on how obscure the matching term is. With each match you get a new image to tag & at the end of 2 minutes you get a total score. It is surprisingly addictive. Although I think it would be nice to be able to send a message to your anonymous partner at the end of the round. For example I'd like to know why my partner didn't tag a picture of Richard Dean Anderson with Macguyver or Stargate?!?!

My best score so far is 1090.

All about the silver ring thing™

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Recently here in the UK a family has taken a case to court after a school tried to ban a girl from wearing a Chastity Ring™. Unity from Ministry of Truth has done a little digging into the story.

Silver Ring Thing™ 1
Silver Ring Thing™ 2
Silver Ring Thing™ 3
Silver Ring Thing™ 4

How come all those paid full time journalists didn't come up with any of that?

Unity really is rather good at his blog.

Ricochet Robots

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Ricochet Robots is an online puzzle game built with SVG & Javascipt based on The Ricochet Robots Challenge which is in turn based on the German board game Rasende Roboter from Hans im Glück. The Ricochet Robots Challenge is very good, but I wanted a cleaner interface, keyboard controls & more than one puzzle a day!

The object of the game is to move a robot to a target square (indicated in the centre of the board) using as few moves as possible. Each robot can move up, down, left or right but once it starts moving in a given direction it can't stop until it hits a barrier or another robot.

Mouse Controls:

Click on a robot to select it

Click on the selected robot's column or row to move the robot in that direction

Keyboard Controls:

Press enter to cycle through the four robots

Use arrow keys to move the selected robot

U - Undo last move

R - Reset board

N - New puzzle

Share & share alike

It is annoying how obvious other people's better solutions always seem. You can swap links & solutions for individual puzzles very easily.

Click 'Link to this puzzle' & copy the URL in the prompt box. The numbers in the URL are the coordinates of the robots, then the targets then a final number to show which colour is the active robot/target.

Click on the link next to 'Best solution so far:' to copy the route of your best solution to the puzzle.


I may look into generating random board layouts at some point.

Promenade

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I spent today with Nicky, we lazed in bed until almost midday, then went into Eastbourne town for a Cornish pastie on the beach before walking a couple of miles along the promenade up to Holywell for an ice cream at the cafe then walking back again. Nicky has a friend who writes a great blog called Three Beautiful Things, which she uses to record the little things that make you smile. I thought I'd blatantly rip off her style for this blog post because I saw hundreds of beautiful things today.

Thousands of people getting up off their arse to enjoy the sunshine.

A mother struggling to quieten her toddler through restrained laughter as she repeatedly sang, "la la LAAA la la la" at the top of her tiny lungs.

Lots of brightly coloured sails on the horizon partly obscured by the heat haze.

An old lady scolding her partner for poking her with the long stem of a plant. I hope I'm still playing at that age.

A little boy on the beach industriously constructing a wall of sand to defend his sand castle from the encroaching sea. On the way back the same lad had built defences to rival the walls of Troy.

A beautiful young girl sunbathing on the beach wearing a skimpy pink bikini & great big clod hopping Doc Martin style boots.

A smiley face made of pebbles & seaweed.

A middle aged guy on inline skates performed an elegant swerve & pirouette to gracefully dodge round some pedestrians (surprising for a man with quite a beer belly). He gave me a knowing smile seeing my expression of approval.

A whole family of skaters, two young boys probably under 10 skating at breakneck speeds with looks of sheer determination on their faces, an equally determined father seriously struggling to keep up & a mother maintaining a hefty pace while pushing a baby in a pram.

Some really beautiful inscriptions on the park benches looking out to sea.

Finding a hidden public garden that neither of us knew was there that had really furry palm trees in it.

A highly excited collie puppy trying to both chase & run away from the waves simultaneously.

A Chinese Junk amongst all the modern yachts.

The view out to sea from the top of Holywell cliffs.

aaaannnndddd relax!

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Not long to go now...

I had a half day at work today, the beginning of an uninterupted 11 day stint of holiday goodness. I've always used my holiday to span the Easter weekend bank holidays, for relatively little holiday you can get a whole lotta time off. Sadly a few more people at work are now starting to do the same thing, still I've always been pretty good at getting in there first.

I came home, popped into town for an eye test then back home for a juggle in the sunshine on my front lawn. It reminded me of being back at the EJC in Ireland. Marvellous.

Better still is that in a few days time, Nix & I will be off to the British Juggling Convention in Nottingham along with a healthy number of people from TWJC.

Much fun shall be had.