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Animator vs Animation

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RFC 2795 - The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS)

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RFC 2795 - The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS)

I wonder if anyone has set up a test suite?

Mule Train

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From Alexander Koutamanis' Minor Masterpieces:

Tremont Blackman singing "Mule Train" and accompanying himself with a tin tray. (1.7mb .rm file)

Useful note:

To view .rm files without having to use the truly awful Real Player try the Real Alternative codec



Oh, it's silver

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Never really been interested in eBay, but this is certainly entertaining.

When your dictionary just isn't big enough

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My mum loves doing codeword puzzles(1). She goes through quite a few of these codeword books & often comes across new words she doesn't know & enjoys looking up their meaning. she often complained that kept coming across words that weren't listed in her current dictionary so I bought her one of those dictionaries that you could seat a family of 4 at for dinner.

A recent conversation went like this:

Mum: One of my puzzles today had a word that wasn't in my big dictionary.
Me: Really? What word was that?

Mum hands me the book & points out the offending word. I was all set to scour the internet for this rare & beautiful word's meaning when...

Me: W-H-E-N..WHENOMENA!? Mum, do you not think that should be a 'P'?
Mum: ...Oh, I suppose it is.

A friend of mine remarked that it could refer to the time that something extraordinary happens...

(1) Not many examples of these online but here's a simple puzzle for those of you that don't know what they are: available as a point 'n' clickable java applet or in printable format for those of you without java (they're both the same puzzle).

The instructions on that page tell you that each letter of the alphabet is represented by a number 1-26, & from that I'm sure you can work out that once you've found a letter that goes in a box labelled 9, you fill every box labelled with a 9 with that letter.

It doesn't tell you how to use the applet though. Click on a box to select it (it will turn yellow) then click on one of the letters in the alphabet below the puzzle - this autofills every corresponding box with that letter. Make sure you get it right though because there is no way to undo a mistake other than by clearing the whole puzzle with the 'revert' button.

Cows with guns

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Cows with guns (requires flash) - a lovely little flash animated music video to a top song!

Moo!

www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com

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Just bookmarking this because I haven't even got halfway through it yet, & it is too funny to not forget about:

www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com

just a vital urgent quick one

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I have added a new notice to the wall in my office which reads:

Overused Phrases

The following words & phrases no longer have any meaning due to constant & improper use. If your impassioned plea includes one or more of the following please try to use a substitute otherwise your plea will have little impact on the production office staff.

Urgent
Vital
Essential
Imperative
Site are desperate
I am desperate
I need a favour (whiny voice)
This has GOT to happen
Is there any chance (whiny voice)
Just a quick one (no it is not)

It has attracted quite a bit of attention, & people are actually using different words now...

VD

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OK so maybe I'm bitter but this is great:

<http://www.meish.org/vd/>

I like the 'consumerist' & 'Sugar-saturated fat' ones best...

How to crash a PC

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The guy who works in the office next to me is rearranging all of his furniture. He moved a book case & another smaller desk out of the way with a view to moving his own desk into the resulting space. He obviously didn't feel it was necessary to unplug his computer though. He has just dragged the desk across & the cables plugged into the wall have just pulled the whole lot off onto the floor with a satisfying crashing sound. It doesn't seem to be working now either.

I don't think he appreciates me sitting here laughing at him through the glass partition but it was the funniest thing I've seen all day.
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