Confessions
By James Lynne Moore, Jr.. Thursday, 5. February 2009, 18:58:50
1. Christmas songs are to be sung, whistled or hummed year-round.
2. The business side of spirituality (organized religion) repulses me.
3. I have not read a single line from a Harry Potter novel.
4. Attractive actors are as appealing to me as actresses.
5. Used to write restaurant reviews for the Puget Sound Consumer Co-op.
6. Became an uncle at the ripe old age of 7.
7. Wore platform shoes and synthetic leisure suits in the 70s.
8. Danced with an Iranian princess in Turkey.
9. Intolerance and injustice infuriate me.
10. I am a sucker for sentimentality. Tear up on cue during sentimental scenes in movies.
11. I have never smoked ANYthing.
12. If it had come down to it, I would have fled to Canada rather than be drafted (1974).
13. To my olfactory senses, Brie smells like cum.
14. Flatulence does not humor me --- either the smell or the sound. (Probably why I detested the movie “Blazing Saddles”)
15. I am not a joiner, but I love community.
16. I never knew my grandparents.
17. As far as I am concerned, time is the most precious commodity on earth. I do everything humanly possible to slow down, capture or extend time.
18. I have no idea what it means anymore to be bored.
19. A perpetual Thanksgiving with my family is my idea of nirvana.
20. The first time I ever threw double-ringers in horseshoes was in competition when my opponent threw double-ringers first.
21. When I visit the dentist, I use every means in their arsenal to take my mind off of the dentistry --- laughing gas especially --- even if it is only for a cleaning.
22. Swimming is as natural to me as ballet or brain surgery.
23. I have a razor-sharp memory for names, numbers and rivers, but don’t ask me about my childhood, or even early adulthood.
24.I don’t regret much, but I do regret not singing more.
25.As a product of the South, I am prejudiced, but I do my best to intellectualize it.
2. The business side of spirituality (organized religion) repulses me.
3. I have not read a single line from a Harry Potter novel.
4. Attractive actors are as appealing to me as actresses.
5. Used to write restaurant reviews for the Puget Sound Consumer Co-op.
6. Became an uncle at the ripe old age of 7.
7. Wore platform shoes and synthetic leisure suits in the 70s.
8. Danced with an Iranian princess in Turkey.
9. Intolerance and injustice infuriate me.
10. I am a sucker for sentimentality. Tear up on cue during sentimental scenes in movies.
11. I have never smoked ANYthing.
12. If it had come down to it, I would have fled to Canada rather than be drafted (1974).
13. To my olfactory senses, Brie smells like cum.
14. Flatulence does not humor me --- either the smell or the sound. (Probably why I detested the movie “Blazing Saddles”)
15. I am not a joiner, but I love community.
16. I never knew my grandparents.
17. As far as I am concerned, time is the most precious commodity on earth. I do everything humanly possible to slow down, capture or extend time.
18. I have no idea what it means anymore to be bored.
19. A perpetual Thanksgiving with my family is my idea of nirvana.
20. The first time I ever threw double-ringers in horseshoes was in competition when my opponent threw double-ringers first.
21. When I visit the dentist, I use every means in their arsenal to take my mind off of the dentistry --- laughing gas especially --- even if it is only for a cleaning.
22. Swimming is as natural to me as ballet or brain surgery.
23. I have a razor-sharp memory for names, numbers and rivers, but don’t ask me about my childhood, or even early adulthood.
24.I don’t regret much, but I do regret not singing more.
25.As a product of the South, I am prejudiced, but I do my best to intellectualize it.
WIDGETIZE
Michael Flakus # 20. February 2009, 04:57