Crawley

Freddie Flintoff is back in the England Men's cricket team! Hence the 10 wicket defeat by South Africa. He bowled a puny 1 for 77 in the first SA innings and made a feeble 17 runs in England's first innings, 38 in the second. But, more importantly, his presence alone makes the England team play badly.

Some kind hearted sould should set Flintoff up with a pub somewhere so that he can retire in happiness, and stop driving the selection board into making stupid decisions - like not fieliding Collingwood.

Andrew Flintoff started off with some big hits, but really he'd rather have been at home getting drunk.