Pam In China

I MUST have a cup of coffee before the children eat. If I don't, I'm mean and I don't like to be mean. You can say "I'm addicted"!!!! It's ok, it's true!!!

Today, I discovered a way to have my cup of coffee before making breakfast WHEN they all get up at the exact same second. Here's the instructions, but they must be followed amongst six children wanting milk, eggs, fruit and bread, all at the same time, while they're pouncing on you in bed.

1> Tell them you are going to make coffee....they know how mama is without it....
2> Make the coffee...instant...the Brazilian brand...has a picture of a train on it...
3> Take two good swigs....
4> Get back in bed.....
5> Let coffee cool away from children.....must be safe....
6> Then let each one take a turn sitting on your lap with their head on your tummy....
7> take a swig and let them listen.....
8> then watch their faces.......